"If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities. If you believe it won't, you will see obstacles."
"Harold, you left the toilet seat up again…" ME: Poor Harold. Not really fair.
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
‘A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.’
‘Then I shall fly on,’ answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student.
At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:
‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I’d choose cleverness because that’s more important than money.’
‘Everyone would choose what they don’t have,’ says the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “ass” on the student’s paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:
‘Excuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
It's Volunteer Day! A day for volunteers and organizations to celebrate their efforts, share their values, and promote the work they do. It's Ninja Day! No particular reason; just a day to celebrate those sneaky and stealthy masked warriors; if you don't know who's who, just ask one of your grandkids. It's Bathtub Party Day (no special reason for the date chosen; just a day to have a bathtub party of wine, bubbles, and candles; I'll make mine a party of one), Krampusnacht aka Krampus Day (a mythological figure in Germany especially Bavaria; half-demon, half-goat, had horns, fangs, cowbell tied to his waist and carried a switch to swat at naughty children who he took to his lair; counterpart to St. Nicholas), Communicate With Your Kids Day (a day to make that extra effort to really talk with the kids; everyone turn off the phones!), Commute With Your Baby Day (a day focused on traveling with your infant whether by bus, car, train, or plane), Blue Jeans Day (no special reason why today; just a day to celebrate that wardrobe staple no matter what style you like; I like my mom jeans with the elastic waist, so there), Special Kids Day (is a not-for-profit organization by that name who holds celebrations for children with disabilities and their families in safe environments adjusted for their needs), Soil Day (an UN initiative to raise of soil pollution and its impact on food crops plus educate about healthy soil management), Repeal Day (celebrates the ratification and day of effect in 1933 of the 21st Amendment which repealed the 18th Amendment; the 18th Amendment, effective in 1920, prohibited all alcohol which started a rich and colorful era in American history; even after 13 years of the Prohibition, some states voted to remain dry with Mississippi holding out till 1966), Sachertorte Day (a very special chocolate sponge-type cake or torte created by Austrian Franz Sacha in 1832 for a prince; you can get this cake only from Hotel Sacher overseas or through their website), and Sinterklaas (celebrated in the Netherlands on St. Nicholas eve; Sinterklaas is an elderly, stately and serious gentleman with white hair and beard, wears a long red cape, carries a book with the names of the naughty and nice children and rides a white horse as he brings gifts to the nice children--sound familiar?). Heads-up: Tomorrow is Gazpacho Day, a day of a special kind of vegetable soup, so get your recipes and vegetables together.