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Wednesday, January 09, 2019



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from CATE195
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.



It's Take the Stairs Day and Law Enforcement Appreciation Day (LEAD)! Wear blue today to show support for our officers as you climb those stairs instead of taking the elevator, listening to Stairway to Heaven. Our law enforcement agencies have a difficult job often under difficult circumstances, just trying to do the best they can. Let's remind them today that we do appreciate everything they do to keep us safe. It's Word Nerd Day! Do you know a logophile, someone who loves word? In their honor, learn a new word or get the latest dictionary or thesaurus app for your favorite word nerd. It's Static Electricity Day (you're reminded of this form of electricity every time you reach for the doorknob and get zapped!; there are 2 types of electricity--one flows along a current such as turning on the lights and the other collects on the surface of an object; remember the experiments as a kid to raise our hair on end?), Play God Day (this day is to encourage us to do something nice as a blessing; there is a reference to Bruce Almighty for this day), Apricot Day (a yummy fruit whether fresh, dried, or canned; in Latin, apricot means "precious"), Choreographers Day (honors all who plan those intricate dance steps of ballet and stage; today is the birthdate of George Balanchine, born 1904 in St. Petersburg, Russia and went on to be one of the most famous choreographer whose works inspire others), and Balloon Ascension Day (commemorates the day in 1793 when balloonist Jean Pierre Blanchard successfully floated in a hot air balloon, 1200 feet above Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and was the first successful attempt of aviation in America).
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