Thursday, February 14, 2019
I asked my friend if he'd bought his wife a gift for Valentine's Day.
He's a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, "Yeah, I've got her a belt and a bag."
I said, "That's very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it."
He said, "So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now."