Tuesday, May 14, 2019
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for an orientation session. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy responds: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man".
The second guy says: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow".
The third guy thinks for a while and then replies: "I guess I'd like to hear them say 'Look - he's moving!'"