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Friday, May 17, 2019



"A little progress each day adds up to BIG results."



"You could have just broken up with me. You didn't have to drive me out to the woods to set me loose."



A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

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It's Bike to Work Day! Today encourages us to get out of the car and ride our bikes to work. It's good for us and good for our environment.
--Endangered Species Day: established by Congress in 2006, to encourages the American people to become educated about the threats to all species and about opportunities of conservatism.
--International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia: a movement that marks the anniversary in 1990 of when WHO (World Health Organization) declassified homosexuality as a mental disorder; today brings focus to issues involving gender expression and raises awareness regarding discrimination and violence suffered by the LGBT community.
--Virtual Assistants Day: a salute to the global virtual assistants industry which provides administrative and other online business support.
--Cherry Cobbler Day: a desert dish of a cherry filling covered with biscuits.
--Shades Day: remember to wear your sunglasses even during overcast days when there are still harmful rays that could harm your eyes.
--Defense Transportation Day: a day established by the federal government to salute the contributions of people working in the US transportation industry and their contributions to the nation's well-being.
--Mushroom Hunting Day: a salute to those who like to get their own mushrooms and a chance for the rest of us to try it; if you're a novice, get advice so you avoid the toxic mushrooms.
--Pizza Party Day: man, temptations all around!; today honors pizza with a pizza party; gather your friends and try out different styles and toppings.
--Pack Rat Day: we may tend to keep things beyond their usefulness and have to declutter; today, however, is a break from the decluttering and lets us reflect on what we've collected and how it impacted our lives.
--Walnut Day: a salute to a healthy nut; add some chopped walnuts to your oatmeal or your salad for some antioxidants.
--O. Henry Pun-off Day: today celebrates puns and is named for O. Henry, a writer who incorporated wit, wordplay and puns into his short stories.
--Hypertension Day: a day to increase awareness and inspire us to action regarding preventing hypertension, high blood pressure.
--Telecommunication and Information Society Day: commemorates the founding of the International Telegraph Union in 1865; the organization sets standards across all countries and aids developing countries to improve their telecommunication infrastructure; today raises awareness of societal changes brought about by the internet.
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