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The Urine Sample

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

A true story as told by a Senior Citizen...………..

The Urine Sample



One time I got sick and landed in the hospital.

There was this one nurse who just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

"And how are WE doing this morning?"

Or

"Are WE ready for a bath?" or

"Are WE hungry?"

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.

Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

"My, my, it seems WE are a little cloudy today."

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"

The nurse fainted...……………….I just smiled.
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