Monday, October 07, 2019
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit. They asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains that the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad, he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much for him to talk more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up......