Thursday, October 10, 2019
HOW I GOT DIVORCED
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a Happy Birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy Birthday, Boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" I told her that was fine.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues, all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa......naked.