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Friday Funny!

Friday, November 15, 2019

Farmer Brown and his wife went to church every Sunday. And when the sermon started, Farmer Brown would fall asleep. So his wife decided, this Sunday when he fell asleep, she would stick him with her hat pin to wake him up. So sure enough, the sermon started and Farmer Brown fell asleep.
The preacher said, "Today we are doing something different. I am going to ask questions and I want the congregation to answer." So he began, "Who created heaven and earth?"
Farmer Brown was still asleep, so his wife poked him with her hat pin.
Farmer Brown jumped up and said, "God!"
"That's right, Farmer Brown," said the preacher.
Farmer Brown sat back down, and before long he fell asleep again.
This time the preacher asked, "What is God's son's name?"
Farmer Brown's wife stuck him again with the hat pin.
Farmer Brown jumped up and said, "Jesus Christ!"
"Right again", said the preacher.
Farmer Brown sat back down and sure enough, fell asleep again. The preacher asked his last question, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 9th child?"

His wife stuck him with the hat pin and Farmer Brown jumped up and said, "If you poke me with that thing one more time, I'm going to break it off!!"
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