Tuesday, November 19, 2019
An apparently Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the Amarillo Theater.
When an Usher came by and noticed him, he said "Sorry, Sir but your allowed only one seat."
The Cowboy groaned but didn't even budge.
The Usher said he would call the Manager, but to no avail.
The Manager called in a Texas Ranger, when all else failed.
The Ranger asked the Cowboy his name, and he groaned "Sam".
"Where y'all from, Sam ?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, a grim expression and without movin' a muscle,
Sam said, "The Balcony".