joke book

so glad I found this old joke book for when nothing much to say...

If the black box survives a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Is there another word for "synonym"?

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother.

I did go to water Fit class this morning and I need to do some chores but probably won't.
Have a great weekend and hopefully a holiday Monday.