"Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude." Ralph Marston
Bob suspects his bad day is about to get worse: "Let's begin with a search on how often you said, "With God as my witness"."
"My physics teacher told us a joke today: Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?" "They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was.
"39 and holding," she replied.
"Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"
It's Do a Grouch a Favor Day! It's not just for Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, but for all less-than-sunny people you know. Take the time to give your grouch a hand. They probably won't thank you but you'll feel better knowing you reached out.
--Daytona 500: the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series season starts today; go for it if that's your cup of tea.
--Kyoto Protocol Day: today salutes an international agreement signed by over 190 countries in 2005 to reduce greenhouse gas emissions that contribute to climate change; the Kyoto Protocol is replaced by the non-binding Paris Agreement.
--National Almond Day: a salute to the 2nd favorite nut, native to central and southwest Asia; often traded, almonds would fall from the caravans and sprout where they landed; in some countries, almonds are a symbol of hope.
--National Buna Day: today celebrates the unique tradition of the Ethiopian buna (coffee) ceremony.
--National Innovation Day: primarily geared toward our youth, the message is still the same for all age group: Get out and give it your all. Today is to honor and encourage that creative spark in all of us but especially our youth who is still excited about learning and doing.
--Tim Tam Day: every country has an iconic treat and this is it for Australia; 2 chocolate malted biscuits with fluffy filing and dipped into milk chocolate; the name story is the executive of the company said it would be called the name of whatever horse won the Kentucky Derby in 1958 and so the treat was named Tim Tam.
--The tomb of pharaoh Tutankhamun was unsealed in Egypt in 1923.