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10/21/20 Road Trip!

Wednesday, October 21, 2020



"Life is like a road trip! Enjoy each day and don't carry too much baggage."











Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command "! http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend! Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support
Note: tomorrow--the other point of view
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It's Unity Day! A day to wear orange and work together against bullying; to be united for kindness, acceptance and inclusion. This is a global campaign to declare all youth should be safe from bullying, usually observed on the Wednesday closest to October 22.
--"Back to the Future" Day: today honors the 1985 movie classic in which the intrepid travelers arrived in the future on October 21, 2015; today is to celebrate your past and get excited for your future.
--Apple Day: celebrated mainly in the U.K. where it began; the goal was for an autumn holiday to celebrate, in London and the surrounding communities, the richness and diversity of the apples and of the landscape, ecology, and culture of the communities.
--Babbling Day: today is a day to celebrate nonstop talking about nothing; we've all known someone like that and this is their day to rule the roost.
--Breast Reconstruction Awareness (BRA) Day: observed on the 3rd Wednesday of October; today is a campaign to educate about the reconstruction options available after a mastectomy or lumpectomy.
--Celebration of the Mind Day: today encourages you to try puzzles and games to expand your brain; today honors Martin Gardiner who was dedicated to playful approaches to Math, Science, Art and Puzzles.
--Check Your Meds Day: today encourages people to bring their prescriptions to your pharmacist for review especially if you take meds prescribed by different doctors or filled at different pharmacies; many pharmacies will have events to help.
--Count Your Buttons Day: no specific reason for this holiday, maybe contemplation of life; who remembers (or still has) the button jar?; old clothing was stripped of the buttons to be used as backup and buttons were set aside; I remember the family history my mom could tell for many a button.
--Garbanzo Bean Day: today is a salute to a staple of hummus; today raises awareness of its heart health benefits.
--Global Dignity Day: observed on the 3rd Wednesday of October; today is a day to reach the young people around the world; speakers go into schools and tell pupils about their own lives and experiences with dignity and all that that entails: self-respect, ambition, hard work, a feeling of accomplishment.
--Global Iodine Deficiency Day: today is a worldwide UNICEF awareness campaign to encourage use of iodized salt to prevent iodine deficiency disorders.
--Hagfish Day: observed on the 3rd Wednesday of October; today celebrates the day by finding beauty in things that are perceived as being ugly; not only could this relate to animals that are needed for a healthy ecosystem, but to anything, such as people, places, music, and paintings; Hagfish Day reminds us that the ecology requires all sorts to keep our world healthy and in motion, so here’s to the unloved critters of the deep! It’s a creature that shares an appearance with the eel, only goes a step further into the realm of ick by having no jaw, no bones, and no scales even, it’s basically just a slimy lump of meat. Speaking of slime, the Hagfish oozes slime from its skin in such quantities that a 20-inch hagfish can fill a 2-gallon bucket in just moments.
--International Day of the Nacho: today is a salute to a yummy appetizer; the supposed inventor Ignacio Anaya, nickname Nacho, was maître d' at a restaurant in 1943 and had to get creative due to low supplies; broke up tortilla chips and covered them with cheese and jalapeno peppers and called them Nacho's Especiales.
--Medical Assistants Recognition Day: observed on the Wednesday of the 3rd full business week of October; today is a salute to the professionals that often are the heart of health care and are one of the fastest growing careers provide clinical and administrative support of the medical staff; the medical assistants provide clinical and administrative support for physicians and other medical professionals by running the front office, drawing blood, administering vaccinations, taking patients’ vital signs and more.
--National Pets for Veterans Day: from nationaltoday: "It all started with a dog named Bear. Bear was quite the ham and knew how to interact differently based on the individual needs of the Veterans. He would lie quietly on the bed if needed or put his paws up to encourage others. This led many Veterans to ask if they could take Bear home with them.  Bear’s owner thought, “why is therapy one hour a week inside when it could be 24/7 at home?” Since Bear was spoken for, his owner thought she could help more veterans find their own Bear to help them rehabilitate. "
--National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day: today is a salute to a delicious way to fix pumpkin this time of year; enough said! go ahead and have a slice!
--National Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce Day: observed on the 3rd Wednesday of October; today honors the organization that plays a key role in any community; they help businesses thrive and succeed plus provide information to visitors.
--Reptile Awareness Day: today is to educate regarding habitat loss and threat of extinction; these creatures are an important part of the balance of nature.
--Thank Your Cleaner Day: observed on the 3rd Wednesday of October; today is a salute to the people behind the scenes who are responsible for our safe and clean offices/schools.
--Trafalgar Day: today is a celebration in the U.K. of the victory won by the Royal Navy, commanded by Vice-Admiral Nelson, over the combined French and Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar 1805.
--In 1797, the USS Constitution is launched in Boston Harbor as one of the biggest war ships of her day. She'll earn the nickname 'Old Ironsides' in the War of 1812, dodge the scrap heap many times, and survive to sail under her own power in 2012. She is a wooden-hulled, three-masted heavy frigate of the United States Navy named by President George Washington after the United States Constitution. She is the world's oldest commissioned naval vessel still afloat.


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