Memorable Epitaphs
Sunday, August 03, 2008      1 comments

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ============================
= In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, ... Read more
Cat Heaven
Sunday, August 03, 2008      1 comments

Cat Heaven A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived ... Read more
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
Thursday, February 28, 2008      0 comments

PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable me... Read more
Cooking Terms
Wednesday, February 27, 2008      0 comments

Cooking Terms ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from parti... Read more
Wax is not your friend!
Saturday, December 08, 2007      1 comments

Wax is not your friend! CAUTION : Be prepared to laugh out loud... I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epi... Read more
Saturday, December 08, 2007      0 comments

MARTHA STEWART'S CHRISTMAS TO DO LIST ~ December 1: Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. ~ December 2: Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Chri... Read more
Saturday, December 08, 2007      1 comments

THE STRESS REDUCTION DIET Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk Lunch: 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast l cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo... Read more