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Happy Valentin'es Day to all.
Friday, February 14, 2020      14 comments

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This is Too Funny!
Thursday, February 13, 2020      12 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. ... Read more
Monday, February 10, 2020      11 comments

Jack Benny and George Burns met as young performers on the vaudeville circuit and remained friends for life. One day at lunch, Benny wrestled with the problem of whether or not to butter his bread. "I like butter on m... Read more
Five Kinds of Fruit
Saturday, February 08, 2020      12 comments

Five Kinds of Fruit In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefull... Read more
Banana bread
Friday, January 31, 2020      13 comments

Banana Bread The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered. "That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?" he asked. I told him I had set the... Read more
Firehouse Training Session
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      9 comments

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke coming from the eaves, blackene... Read more
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      10 comments

Homework A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate. "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again." "Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my hom... Read more
Broken Dishes
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      13 comments

Broken Dishes While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my... Read more
Make Up
Sunday, January 12, 2020      13 comments

Make Up Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right now" at which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and... Read more
Pushing a car
Friday, January 03, 2020      13 comments

Pushing a Car As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car. "What are you do... Read more
Happy New Year to All!!
Wednesday, January 01, 2020      11 comments

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I Know Something~~~
Sunday, December 29, 2019      8 comments

I Know Something….. I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy." ... Read more
A cat's 12 Days of Christmas.
Saturday, December 28, 2019      16 comments

A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tasty cat treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of tissue, Eight peacock feathers, Seven stolen Q-tips, Six fea... Read more
Merry Christmas to one and all.
Saturday, December 21, 2019      9 comments

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Wise women and men?
Monday, December 16, 2019      8 comments

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