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just jokes day 88
Monday, May 25, 2020      2 comments

I don't think his URL allows outside access. If you stand up next to him, you can hear the ocean. A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and what was the question?... Read more
just jokes day 87
Sunday, May 24, 2020      8 comments

Doesn't have the brainpower to toast a crouton. He's so dense, light bends around him. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train just isn't coming.... Read more
just jokes day 86
Saturday, May 23, 2020      6 comments

Where other people have a brain, he's got resonance, Got an IQ that's about room temperature. Got the IQ of garden tools.... Read more
just jokes day 85
Friday, May 22, 2020      11 comments

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he? Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it. Doesn't have his belt through all the loops.... Read more
just jokes day 84
Thursday, May 21, 2020      7 comments

He forgot to pay his brain bill. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. I like you, but I don't want to see you working with subatomic particles.... Read more
just jokes day 83
Wednesday, May 20, 2020      8 comments

I'd say he's about one Froot Loop shy of a full box. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's asleep. I'd say he doesn't have all his dogs on the same leash.... Read more
just jokes day 82
Tuesday, May 19, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bisquick!! Bisquick who? Bisquick!! Your pants are on fire. Knock, knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul... Read more
just jokes day 81
Monday, May 18, 2020      11 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? The German border patrol. The German border patrol who? Don't ask qvestions! Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look.... Read more
just jokes day 80
Sunday, May 17, 2020      11 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Toreador. Toreador who? Open up or I'll Toreador down! Knock, knock. Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!... Read more
just jokes day 79
Saturday, May 16, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Agatha. Agatha who? Agatha blues in the night! Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for the silver lining...... Read more
just jokes day 78
Friday, May 15, 2020      8 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wilbur Wright. Wilbur Wright who? Wilbur Wright back after this guitar solo! Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to do these jokes all night?... Read more
just jokes day 77
Thursday, May 14, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan Stripes Forever. Knock, knock. Who's there? Debussy. Debussy who? Debussy Fields!... Read more
just jokes day 76
Wednesday, May 13, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Philip Glass Knock, knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Okay. Who, who, ... Read more
just jokes day 75
Tuesday, May 12, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Diploma. Diploma who? Diploma is here to fix the sink. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first, but the phone's not working.... Read more
just jokes day 74
Monday, May 11, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants, I breaka your face. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for supper.... Read more

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