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Who works harder??? Men or Women???
Saturday, March 15, 2014      3 comments

Who works harder??? Men or Women??? A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work ... Read more
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS
Thursday, March 28, 2013      9 comments

$2.99 SPECIAL I love it. If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet. God willing, someday you will be. T... Read more
Truth
Saturday, October 27, 2012      5 comments

Don't steal The government Hates competition ... Read more
Frank had a nice trip
Wednesday, October 10, 2012      2 comments

One night a nurse by the name of Conya was making her rounds in a nursing home. While walking down the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw old Frank sitting up in bed pretending to drive a car. She then asked, “Frank,... Read more
Blonde jokes for men
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      4 comments

I received this as an email today. It is not copyrighted, so it is legal to post it. MEN JOKES A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THA... Read more
Decisions, Decisions
Wednesday, August 29, 2012      2 comments

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before yo... Read more
Church Ladies With typewriters are at it again!
Monday, January 23, 2012      3 comments

I received this today and wanted to share with you. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announce... Read more
MY NEW PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN
Wednesday, October 12, 2011      3 comments

MY NEW PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN Love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I ' ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don ' t waste on exercise. Everything ... Read more
The Light Turned Yellow
Wednesday, August 31, 2011      3 comments

I received this today and felt the urge to pass it along. The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersect... Read more
Reasons Not To Mess With Children
Sunday, May 01, 2011      2 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated t... Read more
Yoga for Back Pain
Wednesday, September 02, 2009      2 comments

This is copied from an article in the September 2009 issue of "Family Motor Coaching." I haven't tried any of these exercises, partly because I cannot get down on all fours. Breathe And Stretch The Pain Performing yoga postures ca... Read more
My Best Friend
Sunday, June 21, 2009      2 comments

I LOVE YOU!! most! TELL your friends you LOVE THEM Because TOMORROW'S NOT PROMISED. SO I LOVE YOU! .... I believe in prayer. It's the best way to draw strength from heaven. CIRCLE OF FRIENDS I thank you for being you! ... Read more
About Clotheslines
Thursday, April 23, 2009      4 comments

THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES: (if you don't know what clotheslines are, better skip this) 1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes- walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lin... Read more
20 snacks for less than 150 calories each
Wednesday, April 15, 2009      0 comments

I picked this up on the Kraft food site and thought some of you might be interested. I hope it is readable. 20 SMART SNACKS FOR 150 CALORIES OR LESS When you’re hungry and need a snack, it’s tempting to grab the first thing in sight. In... Read more
A Week at the Gym
Friday, February 06, 2009      3 comments

Read this carefully. You may not like the language, but I found it very funny. I FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH - A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is de... Read more

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