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"Nothing"
Saturday, December 07, 2019      13 comments

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing" It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing NOTHING. We all need a day every so often when we do NOTHING. ... Read more
The Phone
Friday, December 06, 2019      24 comments

The Phone A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her al of its features. Meg was exci... Read more
Today's Short Reading
Thursday, December 05, 2019      18 comments

Today's Short Reading From The Bible From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!!! ... Read more
He Must Pay
Wednesday, December 04, 2019      25 comments

HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you." ... Read more
Men Will Get This The First Time............
Tuesday, December 03, 2019      25 comments

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons ... Read more
Cold or Flu? What to do..............
Monday, December 02, 2019      18 comments

We are entering cold and flu season. The average healthy person gets one or two viral illnesses per year. The typical common cold is usually characterized by runny nose, sore throat, mild cough, and, sometimes, a slight fever or body ache... Read more
LIFE
Sunday, December 01, 2019      19 comments

Life is like a hot bath. The longer you stay in it The more wrinkled you get. emoticon ... Read more
I'm Doing Something Different This Year
Saturday, November 30, 2019      21 comments

I know my Grand-daughters well enough to be able to buy certain items for them that I know they will like for Christmas. I bought 4 books and a video of "Everything you have ever wanted to know about French Bulldogs," for Elizabeth who i... Read more
Black Friday...........
Friday, November 29, 2019      23 comments

When I was younger, I used to go to the Mall on Good Friday. We lived about 40 miles from the Mall, so whether we went or not was totally weather-dependent. I always went with a girlfriend and usually my Mom went along too. One year, the w... Read more
A Great Day
Thursday, November 28, 2019      22 comments

We had turkey and all of the trimmings and delicious side dishes and rolls and cranberries and they even ate my new Pumpkin and Pecan Pie recipes so I guess I can say that they were a success. We played games in the afternoon and by the ... Read more
Happy Thanksgiving
Wednesday, November 27, 2019      25 comments

I want to take this opportunity to wish all of you a Very Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your families and be Thankful for all that you have. Drive safe (I think that we have storms all across the U.S.) and fly safe (lots of flight changes). I... Read more
That Moment...........
Tuesday, November 26, 2019      22 comments

That moment when You walk into a spider Web and suddenly turn Into a Karate Master...………. I totally admit to coming completely unglued when I suddenly face either a Large Spider or a Bat. I know that it is foolish...……... Read more
When You Do Squats
Monday, November 25, 2019      22 comments

When you do squats, Are your knees supposed to Sound like a goat chewing On an aluminum can Stuffed with celery????? I didn't think so...……….. ... Read more
Of Course She Did.............
Monday, November 25, 2019      22 comments

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a Cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master." "Good!" said Go... Read more
The Thanksgiving Bird
Saturday, November 23, 2019      23 comments

So...…….I was at the grocery store earlier. A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, But she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replied with a straight face, "No ma'am... Read more

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