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Please Answer This For Me.........
Monday, May 18, 2015      9 comments

How can a man, who can hit a deer at 200 yards, keep missing the toilet??????? emoticon ... Read more
I Love My Pillow......
Sunday, May 17, 2015      8 comments

I Love my Pillow because it gives me different hairstyles every day!!! emoticon ... Read more
I Have To Be Realistic.........
Saturday, May 16, 2015      14 comments

I've decided I'll NEVER get down to my original weight and I'm okay with that......... After all....... 7# 6oz. is just NOT REALISTIC!!! Sorry.........I just couldn't resist!!! ... Read more
A Senior Lady Driver
Friday, May 15, 2015      12 comments

A Senior Lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd giv... Read more
I Never Knew That!!! Part 2
Thursday, May 14, 2015      6 comments

"Sleep Tight" Early beds were made with a wooden frame. Ropes were tied across the frame in a criss-cross pattern. A straw mattress was then put on top of the ropes. Over time, the ropes stretched, causing the bed to sag. The owner would t... Read more
I Never Knew That!!!
Wednesday, May 13, 2015      7 comments

"A Shot Of Whiskey" In the old West a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of ... Read more
Why Teachers Drink
Tuesday, May 12, 2015      11 comments

The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year-olds-----"selected") Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on... Read more
A.A.A.D.D.---Know The Symptoms!!!
Monday, May 11, 2015      13 comments

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs was... Read more
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
Sunday, May 10, 2015      14 comments

Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish a... Read more
And God Looked Down
Saturday, May 09, 2015      9 comments

Most Seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that Seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. ... Read more
Have You Noticed This?????????
Friday, May 08, 2015      5 comments

My DH and I drove to a city about an hour and a half away from our home today to meet his second oldest brother for a brunch. It was a location pretty much equidistant for both of us and a great place to have breakfast. We spent about two hour... Read more
To Dodge Diabetes
Thursday, May 07, 2015      6 comments

In 2002, the Diabetes Prevention Program (DPP) reported that a low-calorie, low-fat diet plus exercise lowered the risk of type 2 diabetes more than Metformin (a blood-sugar-lowering drug) or a placebo in people at high risk for the disease. Se... Read more
To Stay Strong.......
Wednesday, May 06, 2015      5 comments

Strength training improves muscle strength and function, no matter your age. But does it help overweight people even if they lose no weight? Researchers randomly assigned 111 sedentary, overweight, or obese adults aged 65 to 79 to a streng... Read more
Location, Location........
Tuesday, May 05, 2015      5 comments

Trying to eat healthier lower-calorie foods? Keep them nearby.......and keep the higher-calorie junk food away. Researchers randomly assigned 56 college students to sit in a kitchen where apple slices and buttered popcorn had been placed i... Read more
Gotta Pee
Monday, May 04, 2015      7 comments

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the c... Read more

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