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Why Teachers Drink
Tuesday, May 12, 2015      11 comments

The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year-olds-----"selected") Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on... Read more
A.A.A.D.D.---Know The Symptoms!!!
Monday, May 11, 2015      13 comments

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs was... Read more
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
Sunday, May 10, 2015      14 comments

Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish a... Read more
And God Looked Down
Saturday, May 09, 2015      9 comments

Most Seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that Seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. ... Read more
Have You Noticed This?????????
Friday, May 08, 2015      5 comments

My DH and I drove to a city about an hour and a half away from our home today to meet his second oldest brother for a brunch. It was a location pretty much equidistant for both of us and a great place to have breakfast. We spent about two hour... Read more
To Dodge Diabetes
Thursday, May 07, 2015      6 comments

In 2002, the Diabetes Prevention Program (DPP) reported that a low-calorie, low-fat diet plus exercise lowered the risk of type 2 diabetes more than Metformin (a blood-sugar-lowering drug) or a placebo in people at high risk for the disease. Se... Read more
To Stay Strong.......
Wednesday, May 06, 2015      5 comments

Strength training improves muscle strength and function, no matter your age. But does it help overweight people even if they lose no weight? Researchers randomly assigned 111 sedentary, overweight, or obese adults aged 65 to 79 to a streng... Read more
Location, Location........
Tuesday, May 05, 2015      5 comments

Trying to eat healthier lower-calorie foods? Keep them nearby.......and keep the higher-calorie junk food away. Researchers randomly assigned 56 college students to sit in a kitchen where apple slices and buttered popcorn had been placed i... Read more
Gotta Pee
Monday, May 04, 2015      7 comments

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the c... Read more
Salt Substitutes
Sunday, May 03, 2015      4 comments

Q: I am trying to cut back on salt. Is it worth trying a salt substitute? A: Possibly, but not all of them are safe for everyone. Products like No Salt Original and Nu-Salt contain potassium chloride rather than sodium chloride. Potass... Read more
Ear Wax
Saturday, May 02, 2015      6 comments

Q: I use cotton swabs to clean wax out of my ears. But the box label warns me not to. What's the harm? A: Swabbing out the wax can irritate or injure the delicate lining of the ear canal, causing itchiness or bleeding and increasing the... Read more
Update........
Friday, May 01, 2015      8 comments

On March 27th, 2015, I was diagnosed with Spinal Stenosis (Primary), Low Back Pain, Degenerative Disc Disease, Degenerative Spondylolisthesis, Radiculopathy (Lumbosacral region), Neurogenic Claudication, and Chronic Pain. I was given three ... Read more
An Oldie But A Goodie
Thursday, April 30, 2015      8 comments

You may have read this before, but it ALWAYS makes me laugh, so I am showing it to you again. Have a great Thursday. Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fi... Read more
Blueberry Bonus
Wednesday, April 29, 2015      9 comments

Blueberries may help lower blood pressure and make arteries more flexible. Researchers randomly assigned 48 post-menopausal women with prehypertension or hypertension (high blood pressure) to eat a daily dose of freeze-dried blueberry powde... Read more
The Haircut
Tuesday, April 28, 2015      6 comments

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing ... Read more

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