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The Bank Account
Tuesday, October 27, 2015      19 comments

...........something we should all remember A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved ... Read more
Don't Wish Your Life Away
Monday, October 26, 2015      11 comments

If you haven't read 2BDYNAMIC'S October 22, 2015 blog titled, Well Kept Secrets Revealed At Last, I would recommend doing so. This blog is what influenced my blog that follows: Don't Wish Your Life Away First, I was dying to finish Hi... Read more
Ladies, I Thought You Would Enjoy This!!!
Sunday, October 25, 2015      13 comments

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This... Read more
Urgent Warning For Tomorrow
Saturday, October 24, 2015      17 comments

Aliens are coming to Earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking "OLD" people. I'm just contacting you to say Good-Bye. I've got to go and pack. ... Read more
Car Keys
Friday, October 23, 2015      19 comments

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I mu... Read more
The Brick
Thursday, October 22, 2015      13 comments

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street; going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car p... Read more
My Cairn
Wednesday, October 21, 2015      13 comments

Miki is our male Cairn Terrier. He is 10 years old. While he has not, in my hearing, spoken the English language, he makes it perfectly plain that he understands it. And he uses his ears, tail, eyebrows, various rumbles and grunts, the ... Read more
Nothing
Tuesday, October 20, 2015      11 comments

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the s_ _ _ storm that's coming. Be VERY, VERY careful............ ... Read more
The Black Dot
Monday, October 19, 2015      15 comments

One day, a professor entered the classroom and asked his students to prepare for a surprise test. They all waited anxiously at their desks for the exam to begin. The professor handed out the exams with the text facing down, as usual. Once... Read more
Boomerang
Sunday, October 18, 2015      15 comments

A HUG is like a BOOMERANG................. You get it back right away. Our Grand-daughters age 8 and 3 were with us all of last week and just went home this morning. I have had so many hugs................but.......
.......I could ... Read more
Millions and Millions of Years............
Saturday, October 17, 2015      16 comments

Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you. Jacques Pre'vert ... Read more
The Bathtub Test.............
Friday, October 16, 2015      14 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty... Read more
DOGS
Thursday, October 15, 2015      15 comments

Dogs...........do not ruin their sleep worrying about how to keep the objects they have, and to obtain the objects they have not. There is nothing of value they have to bequeath except their love and their faith. Eugene O'Nei... Read more
YOU
Wednesday, October 14, 2015      14 comments

YOU are CONFINED only by the WALLS you build YOURSELF. emoticon ... Read more
Blessed Are We........
Tuesday, October 13, 2015      14 comments

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves........... For we shall never cease to be amused. My husband and I have at least one good laugh/day based on something that one or the other of us does unintentionally when we meant to do somet... Read more

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