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Some Days..........
Saturday, November 07, 2015      21 comments

Some days I just wish I had the wisdom of a ninety year old, the body of a twenty year old, and the energy of a three year old. ... Read more
Did You Know?????
Friday, November 06, 2015      12 comments

Did you know, that if you VISUALIZE, you can actually HUG on the phone? ~Shelley Long emoticon... Read more
Elderly
Thursday, November 05, 2015      14 comments

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 5 year-old Grand-daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, wal... Read more
Ketchup
Wednesday, November 04, 2015      19 comments

I was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the container. During my struggle, the phone rang so I asked my 4-year-old Grand-daughter to answer the phone. "Grandma can't come to the phone to talk to you right now; she's hitting the bottle.... Read more
Old Friends Are The Best!!!!!
Tuesday, November 03, 2015      11 comments

I have been experiencing back pain for the past 11 months and was diagnosed with Spinal Stenosis in March. Those of you who have chronic pain can understand how debilitating this can be and how much energy it takes to be in pain. I am exhauste... Read more
The Girl At The Beach
Monday, November 02, 2015      11 comments

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who w... Read more
Power Outage
Sunday, November 01, 2015      12 comments

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an Explanation." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story. "Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met with: "Hi... Read more
Halloween Chuckle
Saturday, October 31, 2015      17 comments

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the fo... Read more
You're Too Old To Trick Or Treat When...........
Friday, October 30, 2015      15 comments

10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fa... Read more
The New Generation
Thursday, October 29, 2015      16 comments

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!!! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the bac... Read more
The Most Amazing Creatures
Wednesday, October 28, 2015      14 comments

"I think that dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." ~Gilda Radner~ When I arrived home from volunteering late yesterday afternoon, my husband walke... Read more
The Bank Account
Tuesday, October 27, 2015      19 comments

...........something we should all remember A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved ... Read more
Don't Wish Your Life Away
Monday, October 26, 2015      11 comments

If you haven't read 2BDYNAMIC'S October 22, 2015 blog titled, Well Kept Secrets Revealed At Last, I would recommend doing so. This blog is what influenced my blog that follows: Don't Wish Your Life Away First, I was dying to finish Hi... Read more
Ladies, I Thought You Would Enjoy This!!!
Sunday, October 25, 2015      13 comments

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This... Read more
Urgent Warning For Tomorrow
Saturday, October 24, 2015      17 comments

Aliens are coming to Earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking "OLD" people. I'm just contacting you to say Good-Bye. I've got to go and pack. ... Read more

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