PATRICIAANN46
Greater than 1,000,000 SparkPoints 1,095,420
SparkPoints
 

PATRICIAANN46's Blogs

Senior Words To Live By
Sunday, February 14, 2016      17 comments

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children.......just like it says on the bottle. I try to avoid things that make me fat...........................
.like scales, mirrors, and photographs. Be nice to nurses. ... Read more
I Cannot Believe This!!!!!
Saturday, February 13, 2016      16 comments

My husband and I have a restaurant that we consider to be one of our very favorites. We don't go often, as it is a fair drive away, but when we know that we will be near, we always plan to have one of their thin-crust Mediterranean Pizzas. The... Read more
The Beauty Of Pets...........
Friday, February 12, 2016      16 comments

One reason a pet can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that they don't try to find out why. They just love you unconditionally. When I was in Junior High, I had a Dalmatian that actually cried whenever I did and wouldn't leave ... Read more
Another Cute Senior Slogan On A Coffee Mug
Thursday, February 11, 2016      15 comments

I think Snow White had the right idea-----she moved in with 7 guys who went to work every day and all she had to do was whistle to get the birds to do her cleaning. ... Read more
I Saw This On A Senior Coffee Mug
Wednesday, February 10, 2016      18 comments

Instead of a sign that says, "DO NOT DISTURB", I need one that says, "ALREADY DISTURBED, PROCEED WITH CAUTION." ... Read more
Do You Remember Dear Abby?????
Tuesday, February 09, 2016      16 comments

If you don't, she had a column in the newspaper that answered personal questions from readers. It was kind of like a talk show on paper. If you do remember her, these are an example of actual questions that she was at a loss to answer. ... Read more
This Made Me Smile..........
Monday, February 08, 2016      13 comments

I wonder if other dogs think Poodles are members of a weird religious cult....... Rita Rudner emoticon... Read more
About Dogs and People
Sunday, February 07, 2016      14 comments

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers emoticon ... Read more
How To Prevent Sagging
Saturday, February 06, 2016      20 comments

Know how to prevent sagging????? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. Of course I am just kidding.............it still made me laugh though. ... Read more
Now I KNOW I'm Old!!!!!
Friday, February 05, 2016      22 comments

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friends, is the sad definition of "OLD"!!!!! ... Read more
What Did The Doctor Say?
Thursday, February 04, 2016      17 comments

Doctor To Patient's Wife: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious ... Read more
Retiree IQ Test
Wednesday, February 03, 2016      15 comments

Your Mental Fitness Evaluation.....Only Four Easy Test Questions!!! Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation: This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing okay, if you get none right you better go for c... Read more
What A Day!!!!!
Tuesday, February 02, 2016      16 comments

We had our first Winter Snow Storm of any significance today. The majority of schools in our area were closed and the closing announcements actually came last night. That is how sure the weather people were of the severity of the storm. When ... Read more
A Pleasant Surprise
Monday, February 01, 2016      16 comments

My husband and I took my 91 year old Mom to an oral surgeon for a consultation before her upcoming surgery. Her appointment was at 10 A.M. We arrived at 9:45, filled out the required forms and then sat in the waiting room until about 10:45. W... Read more
Don't Try To Fool Mama!!!
Sunday, January 31, 2016      15 comments

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening wh... Read more

« First Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 Last Page »