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Tetanus Shot!!!
Friday, November 16, 2018      23 comments

A man in his late-seventies struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you... Read more
Are You Always Cold?????
Friday, November 16, 2018      19 comments

There are several reasons for being cold (I'm not talking about the obvious cold from low temperatures, but something going on with our bodies to cause it.) 1. Anemia 2. Hypothyroidism 3. Kidney Disease 4. Type II Diabete... Read more
A Kinder Place..................
Wednesday, November 14, 2018      25 comments

Retired bricklayer and part-time fisherman Joao Pereira de Souza, 71, who lives in an island village just outside Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, found a tiny penguin, covered in oil and close to death, lying on rocks on his local beach. Joao clean... Read more
Life...............
Tuesday, November 13, 2018      22 comments

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's. ... Read more
Don't Argue With An Idiot.............
Monday, November 12, 2018      17 comments

Don't argue with an idiot............ People watching may not be able to tell the difference. ... Read more
Veteran's Day
Sunday, November 11, 2018      19 comments

We celebrate our Veterans one day/year officially. I personally feel that we should celebrate our Veterans every day of the year. If it weren't for them, our lives would be very different. In my own family, my Great-Grandfather escaped fr... Read more
Exercise Class.............
Saturday, November 10, 2018      21 comments

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't need the class!!! ... Read more
Snowmen.........
Friday, November 09, 2018      23 comments

Snowmen fall from Heaven.......... unassembled. emoticon ... Read more
The Most Precious.............
Thursday, November 08, 2018      16 comments

The most precious thing we have is LIFE, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. ... Read more
Political Jokes...............
Wednesday, November 07, 2018      26 comments

My brother sent this to me on Election Day. "I don't like Political Jokes. I've seen too many get elected." I don't think that I have ever seen our country in such a divisive state. I really hope that this can turn around........ Read more
My Own Little World
Tuesday, November 06, 2018      19 comments

I live in my own little world, but it's OK.............. Everyone knows me here. emoticon... Read more
Great Story
Monday, November 05, 2018      20 comments

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so ... Read more
Parable of 'The Box'
Sunday, November 04, 2018      23 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.... Read more
Last But Not Least..................
Sunday, November 04, 2018      24 comments

'Old' Is When............ An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'Old Is When'............ You are not sure these are jokes?!?... Read more
Again............
Friday, November 02, 2018      21 comments

'Old' Is When............ 'Getting Lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. emoticon... Read more

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