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Children's Logic
Monday, December 03, 2018      22 comments

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the... Read more
Nola and The Panda Hat
Saturday, December 01, 2018      24 comments

Our Grand-daughters are spending the weekend with us. Nola had a Birthday Party to attend this morning. Before she left with my DH, I checked her over to make sure she had everything that she needed. Then I noticed that she was wearing the Pa... Read more
My Grandparents Are Funny
Saturday, December 01, 2018      21 comments

My Grandparents are funny.............. When they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog!!! ... Read more
Colors..........
Thursday, November 29, 2018      24 comments

I didn't know if my Granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed ... Read more
When I Was A Kid................
Wednesday, November 28, 2018      23 comments

When I was a kid.................... No wait..........I still do that!!! I don't EVER want to grow up...........not completely!!!... Read more
Grandma's Childhood..............
Tuesday, November 27, 2018      26 comments

A Grandmother was telling her little Grand-daughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries... Read more
Grand-Children..............
Tuesday, November 27, 2018      23 comments

After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel ... Read more
This Could Be My Husband............
Sunday, November 25, 2018      23 comments

WIFE: I think you need a hearing test. HUSBAND: Why the heck do I need a hairy chest? emoticon... Read more
The Truth...........
Saturday, November 24, 2018      20 comments

The Truth doesn't cost anything, But a Lie could cost you Everything............. emoticon... Read more
10 Natural Ways To Ensure Good Portion Control All Year Round---NOT Just During The Holidays.
Saturday, November 24, 2018      14 comments

1. Don't Starve To Prepare For Overeating: While it might seem to save calories, experts agree this is the No. 1 worst thing you can do. It sets you up to overeat, no matter how many other portion-control techniques you use. Simply put: By ... Read more
Happy Thanksgiving To All And To All A Good-Night..................
Friday, November 23, 2018      22 comments

I hope that your Thanksgiving was as much fun as ours was. We had a larger group this year and it took both my DH and our oldest son to lift the turkey out of the oven. My 94 year old Mom was here and had the best time of all. Our Grand-daugh... Read more
An Oldie But A Goody..............
Wednesday, November 21, 2018      25 comments

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned..... The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation With all of my ... Read more
Tips For A Healthier Fast Food Meal:
Tuesday, November 20, 2018      19 comments

*** BUILD IT YOURSELF: Look for quick service outlets that allow the customer to build their own sandwich, salad, or bowl. Many popular chains offer plenty of vegetables, beans, whole grains, seafood, and plant-based proteins like tofu from w... Read more
If You Are A "Boomer" Some Of These May Apply To You................
Monday, November 19, 2018      19 comments

1963 vs. 2018 1963: Long hair 2018: Longing for hair 1963: KEG 2018: EKG 1963: Acid rock 2018: Acid reflux 1963: Moving to California because it's cool 2018: Moving to Arizona bec... Read more
Nola Gives Advice..............
Sunday, November 18, 2018      22 comments

My husband and I stopped at our son's house today to drop off two Christmas plants for our DIL. While there, Nola took me down to her room to show me her new Mermaid painting and while we were there, I had to cough (I have a cold) and bent my a... Read more

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