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A Romantic Text
Sunday, January 27, 2019      24 comments

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Naval chief ... Read more
At The End Of Even The Darkest Night................There Is Light.
Saturday, January 26, 2019      21 comments

With all of the craziness in our lives of late, the following note sent to me by a very good friend, meant even more. What We Can Do Even When It Seems Like There Is NOTHING We Can Do................. Help a Stranger Praise a Chil... Read more
Below Zero
Friday, January 25, 2019      21 comments

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me Neither!!! Stay Warm this weekend. We are having a real arctic cold snap here!!! ... Read more
A Recent Study
Thursday, January 24, 2019      20 comments

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. ... Read more
Customer Complaints..............
Wednesday, January 23, 2019      24 comments

A man went into a cafe and sat his six children at a table. A woman asked, "Are all of those children yours?" "No, I work for a condom company......... these are customer complaints." ... Read more
Every Woman's Dream
Tuesday, January 22, 2019      22 comments

Every woman's dream................... Her ideal man takes her in his arms, throws her on the bed.............. and cleans the whole house while she sleeps. ... Read more
The Brain
Monday, January 21, 2019      24 comments

The brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. ... Read more
A Great Comeback
Sunday, January 20, 2019      25 comments

An elderly Irishman bought a sports car to recapture his youth and drove at 120 mph. Then he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I'm too old for this nonsense," he thought so he pulled over. The police offi... Read more
Sleep
Saturday, January 19, 2019      22 comments

Do you know that great feeling when you get into bed, fall straight to sleep and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day............... No, me neither. ... Read more
What Did Our Parents Do?????
Friday, January 18, 2019      24 comments

What did our parents do when they were bored with no Internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either. ... Read more
Stay Humble
Thursday, January 17, 2019      23 comments

It doesn't matter how big your house is, how much money you have, or that you wear expensive clothes. Our graves will be the same size. STAY HUMBLE ... Read more
Friendship............
Thursday, January 17, 2019      21 comments

FRIENDSHIP is when people know all about you.............. but like you anyway. emoticon... Read more
Dear John............
Wednesday, January 16, 2019      23 comments

A young girl on a year's training course in south Africa, recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is j... Read more
With His Last Breath..............
Tuesday, January 15, 2019      25 comments

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob,"... Read more
What Do You Want Them To Say?
Monday, January 14, 2019      23 comments

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband... Read more

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