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Questions for 50+ Year Olds.......................
Saturday, April 06, 2019      23 comments

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of you... Read more
And The #1 Favorite Is....................
Friday, April 05, 2019      17 comments

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (answered by a child) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. ---Ricky, age 10 One of the things that I miss most about teaching, is the absolutely unfilte... Read more
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
Thursday, April 04, 2019      15 comments

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (answered by a child) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? ---Kelvin, age 8... Read more
Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
Wednesday, April 03, 2019      16 comments

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (answered by a child) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. ---Anita, age 9... Read more
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
Tuesday, April 02, 2019      23 comments

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (Answered by children) ---When they're rich. ---Pam, age 7. ---The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. ---Curt, age 7. ---The rule goes like this: If yo... Read more
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Monday, April 01, 2019      16 comments

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (answered by 2 children) ---Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. ---Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a tre... Read more
What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
Sunday, March 31, 2019      15 comments

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (written by a child) Both don't want any more kids. ---Lori, age 8 ... Read more
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
Saturday, March 30, 2019      19 comments

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (written by kids) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. ---Derrick, age 8 ... Read more
What Is The Right Age To Get Married?
Friday, March 29, 2019      15 comments

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (Answered by a child) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. ---Camille, age 10... Read more
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
Thursday, March 28, 2019      18 comments

How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written by kids) 1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. ---Alan, age 10 ... Read more
Good Advice..............
Wednesday, March 27, 2019      21 comments

The person who says it can't be done Shouldn't interrupt the person doing it. Chinese Proverb ... Read more
Well Worth The 30 Seconds To Read!
Tuesday, March 26, 2019      26 comments

1. Once all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, But only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH. 2. When you throw babies in the air, They la... Read more
Better Than A Flu Shot!
Monday, March 25, 2019      21 comments

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She i... Read more
I Am Blessed
Sunday, March 24, 2019      21 comments

I've seen better days, But I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, But I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, But I woke up. My life may not be perfect, But I Am Blessed. ... Read more
Oh Nola................You Always Make Grandma Laugh
Saturday, March 23, 2019      22 comments

For those of you who don't already know, Nola is our 6 year old Grand-daughter. There is never any doubt of what she is thinking, because she will let you know in her own inimitable way. She spent the day with us yesterday and while we were c... Read more

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