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The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 12)
Friday, August 09, 2019      22 comments

12. My Parents taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 11)
Tuesday, August 06, 2019      19 comments

11. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents ( Part 10)
Monday, August 05, 2019      24 comments

10. My Parents taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 9)
Sunday, August 04, 2019      18 comments

9. My Parents taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." In my case, it was "You'll sit there until all of your eggs are gone." They were even worse when they were cold! ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 8)
Saturday, August 03, 2019      19 comments

8. My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 7)
Friday, August 02, 2019      20 comments

7. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 6)
Thursday, August 01, 2019      20 comments

6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." This one has always made me laugh out loud. I mean...……….what possible difference would it make?... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 5)
Wednesday, July 31, 2019      24 comments

5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 4)
Tuesday, July 30, 2019      22 comments

4. My Parents taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." I can't count the number of times I heard this one...………..... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 3)
Monday, July 29, 2019      21 comments

3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" Actually, my parents never physically punished either my brother or me. "The Look" was ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 2)
Sunday, July 28, 2019      20 comments

2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 1)
Saturday, July 27, 2019      18 comments

1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE! When my Brother and I would fight...………….. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...….I just finished cleaning."... Read more
The Physical
Friday, July 26, 2019      22 comments

I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty." I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" He said, "No fatty, don't eat anything!" I changed to a kinder, gentler doctor...……………… My cousin sent this to me ... Read more
My New Cell Phone
Thursday, July 25, 2019      23 comments

I'm watching my 7 year old Grand-daughter pull up apps on my cell phone. Me...……..I finally figured out how to turn it off without taking the battery out. ... Read more
Memory
Monday, July 22, 2019      21 comments

I swear...………….if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party. ... Read more

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