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Questions for 50+ Year-Olds
Friday, August 30, 2019      23 comments

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rat... Read more
Tetanus Shot!!!!!
Thursday, August 29, 2019      25 comments

An older man struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He... Read more
Heads Up It's Coming!!!
Wednesday, August 28, 2019      24 comments

This is what all of us 70+ to 80+ year-olds have to look forward to!!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one ... Read more
Good Friends Are Like Quilts
Tuesday, August 27, 2019      21 comments

Good Friends are like quilts---they age with you, yet never lose their warmth. emoticon... Read more
A POEM THAT WAS US.........
Monday, August 26, 2019      28 comments

A little house with three bedrooms, One bathroom and one car on the street A mower that you had to push To make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall We only had one phone, And no need for recording things, Someone was... Read more
Life, Hope, Love and Friendship
Sunday, August 25, 2019      21 comments

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming. Hope ends; when you stop Believing. Love ends; when you stop Caring. And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing. One never knows what tomorrow will bring us. The nicest place to b... Read more
A Little Old Man
Saturday, August 24, 2019      27 comments

I know that this one is old, but it cracks me up every time I read it. A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...……. After catching his breath, he ordered a bana... Read more
Morris
Friday, August 23, 2019      26 comments

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You... Read more
A Senior Citizen
Thursday, August 22, 2019      24 comments

A Senior Citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So, I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "Naw, she can... Read more
The Best Way To Pray
Wednesday, August 21, 2019      19 comments

A Priest, a Minister and a Guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the Priest said. "No," said the Minister. "I get the best results ... Read more
Show and Tell
Tuesday, August 20, 2019      18 comments

A Kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My nam... Read more
The Usher
Monday, August 19, 2019      24 comments

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered. "Y... Read more
The Picnic
Sunday, August 18, 2019      23 comments

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the Rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's ag... Read more
Why Go To Church...........
Saturday, August 17, 2019      28 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church when he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two... Read more
An Old Woman and Her Mule
Friday, August 16, 2019      26 comments

An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the o... Read more

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