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The Best Way To Pray
Wednesday, August 21, 2019      19 comments

A Priest, a Minister and a Guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the Priest said. "No," said the Minister. "I get the best results ... Read more
Show and Tell
Tuesday, August 20, 2019      18 comments

A Kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My nam... Read more
The Usher
Monday, August 19, 2019      24 comments

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered. "Y... Read more
The Picnic
Sunday, August 18, 2019      23 comments

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the Rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's ag... Read more
Why Go To Church...........
Saturday, August 17, 2019      28 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church when he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two... Read more
An Old Woman and Her Mule
Friday, August 16, 2019      26 comments

An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the o... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 18) And My Favorite..........
Friday, August 16, 2019      23 comments

18. My Parents taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 17.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019      20 comments

17. My Parents taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." This was the standard statement when I was a Senior in High School and all through College. In fact, my Mom still says this...………..she is 95... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 16)
Tuesday, August 13, 2019      23 comments

16. My Parents taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 15)
Monday, August 12, 2019      20 comments

15. My Parents taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 14)
Sunday, August 11, 2019      25 comments

14. My parents taught me Medical Science. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes they are going to get stuck that way." ... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 13)
Saturday, August 10, 2019      23 comments

13. My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." emoticon... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 12)
Friday, August 09, 2019      22 comments

12. My Parents taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents (Part 11)
Tuesday, August 06, 2019      19 comments

11. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"... Read more
The Things I Owe My Parents ( Part 10)
Monday, August 05, 2019      24 comments

10. My Parents taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." ... Read more

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