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You Know You're Getting Older............
Friday, September 13, 2019      24 comments

You know you're getting older when you wake up with that awful "morning after" feeling...……….. emoticon ... Read more
I've Come To The Conclusion
Thursday, September 12, 2019      23 comments

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a reasonably intelligent person Who does moderately stupid things On a semi-regular basis. ... Read more
Learn A Lesson From Your Dog
Wednesday, September 11, 2019      20 comments

No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that s_ _ _ and move on. Holding a grudge hurts one person...…………..the one doing the holding. ... Read more
The Italian Pasta Diet
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      22 comments

The Italian Pasta Diet and Your Health...……….. You walka pasta da bakery. You walka pasta da candy store. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. You walka pasta da table and fridge. YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT! ... Read more
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.............
Monday, September 09, 2019      23 comments

He was presenting a children's sermon and asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congrega... Read more
'Old' Is When..........
Sunday, September 08, 2019      25 comments

'Old' Is When...………. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.... Read more
'Old' Is When...........
Saturday, September 07, 2019      23 comments

'Old' Is When...………. An "all-nighter" means NOT having to get up to use the bathroom.... Read more
Old Is When............
Friday, September 06, 2019      26 comments

'OLD' Is When...……………. 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.... Read more
Old Is When............
Thursday, September 05, 2019      23 comments

"Old" is when...…………. "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.... Read more
Old Is When
Tuesday, September 03, 2019      20 comments

"Old" is when...……………...A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.... Read more
Old Is When
Monday, September 02, 2019      21 comments

"OLD" is when...……………. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot...………. ... Read more
A Rare Sighting............
Sunday, September 01, 2019      22 comments

A Historical Marker stated the following: On this exact spot on the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband. wow...……………….... Read more
Parable of "The Box."
Saturday, August 31, 2019      18 comments

An older lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A ... Read more
Questions for 50+ Year-Olds
Friday, August 30, 2019      23 comments

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rat... Read more
Tetanus Shot!!!!!
Thursday, August 29, 2019      25 comments

An older man struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He... Read more

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