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The Latest Nola-ism.............
Monday, May 11, 2020      25 comments

My 7 year-old Grand-daughter, Nola stopped today with our son, DIL, and 12 year-old Grand-daughter, Elizabeth. We were in the living room, all sitting 6' apart, when Nola handed me a note. It read: "Grandma............I am so hungry for choco... Read more
From the Australian Association of Retired People
Sunday, May 10, 2020      21 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under 'fiction'. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tool... Read more
I Feel That This Is So Important To Remember.........Especially Now.
Friday, May 08, 2020      19 comments

Words of Wisdom from Charlie Brown.................. I don't have time to worry about who doesn't like me................ I'm too busy loving the people who love me. ... Read more
Sunday Is Mother's Day & This Article Reminds Me Of My Mother..........
Thursday, May 07, 2020      21 comments

I grew up with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen before they had a name for it. A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than... Read more
Our Safe Social Distance Visit
Wednesday, May 06, 2020      19 comments

Today, my husband and I drove 60 miles to meet his brother and niece in the parking lot of a McDonald's. We hadn't seen them since before Christmas and had a lot of catching up to do. Carmen has always been close to us and even lived with us f... Read more
A Reflective Moment
Wednesday, May 06, 2020      24 comments

You have two common ends, with one you sit, with one you think. Success depends on which you use, Heads you WIN, Tails you LOSE. ... Read more
The First Thing I Say To Myself Each Morning
Monday, May 04, 2020      28 comments

I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed. ... Read more
Last Of The Lexophiles............
Sunday, May 03, 2020      23 comments

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. When chemists die, they barium. I stayed up all night to see where the sun w... Read more
A Bit More Lightness----------Lexophiles Continued
Sunday, May 03, 2020      25 comments

With her marriage, the bride got a new name and a dress. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. The guy who fell onto an upholstery m... Read more
A Bit Of Lightness In An Otherwise Stressful Time-----Lexophiles
Friday, May 01, 2020      28 comments

"Lexophile" describes one with a love for humorous use and alignment of words, e.g., "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see ... Read more
Remember.............
Thursday, April 30, 2020      23 comments

No Storm Lasts Forever. Hold On. Be Brave. Have Faith. emoticon... Read more
Classified Ad:
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      27 comments

Single man with toilet paper....................... seeks woman with hand sanitizer ...................... for good Clean fun. ... Read more
The Italian Pasta Diet and Your Health
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      22 comments

You walka pasta da bakery. You walka pasta da candy store. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. You walka pasta da table and fridge. You Will Lose Weight!!! ... Read more
Oh No------------
Monday, April 27, 2020      26 comments

The buttons on my jeans have started Social Distancing from each other................. ... Read more
Our Dog Put This Ad In The Paper..............
Sunday, April 26, 2020      22 comments

Looking to re-home my humans. They are now here 24/7 and I can't catch a wink of my daytime sleep. They are taking me for walks multiple times a day!!! They are curtailing my squirrel and possum stalking. They are stinking... Read more

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