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A Flashlight
Saturday, August 01, 2020      22 comments

Definition of a Flashlight................. A case for holding dead batteries.... Read more
Fish
Thursday, July 30, 2020      19 comments

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. ... Read more
Murphy's Law Continued
Thursday, July 30, 2020      23 comments

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. ... Read more
Murphy's Law Again............
Tuesday, July 28, 2020      23 comments

If the shoe fits, Get another one just like it. emoticon... Read more
Another of Murphy's OTHER 15 Laws..............
Monday, July 27, 2020      25 comments

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ... Read more
ALEXA
Sunday, July 26, 2020      19 comments

For those who don't want ALEXA listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version.......... it doesn't listen to anything.... Read more
Change
Sunday, July 19, 2020      23 comments

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. emoticon... Read more
Murphy's Other 15 Laws
Saturday, July 18, 2020      29 comments

He who laughs last..................... Thinks slowest. emoticon... Read more
A Fine vs A Tax
Saturday, July 18, 2020      22 comments

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. emoticon... Read more
Light and Sound
Friday, July 17, 2020      22 comments

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ... Read more
The Conspiracy
Thursday, July 16, 2020      26 comments

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on---but the TELEPHONE COMPANY is in on the conspiracy too: They've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there! All I can do i... Read more
Another Thing................
Wednesday, July 15, 2020      24 comments

Another Thing..........Everyone drives so FAST these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the street in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them SCREECH AND SWERVE in... Read more
This Is Happening
Tuesday, July 14, 2020      26 comments

This is happening.....right here in our own country! We must stop this immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting STEEPER. Groceries are HEAVIER. And, everything is FARTHER away? Yesterday I walked to the corner ... Read more
People My Own Age
Monday, July 13, 2020      32 comments

People my own age are so much OLDER than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doi... Read more
The Fortune Teller By Nola
Sunday, July 12, 2020      23 comments

Today, we had a surprise visit from our Daughter-In-Law, and our Grand-daughters, 13 year-old Elizabeth, and 8 year-old Nola. When the girls were here with us on Wednesday, their Grandpa gave Elizabeth a jewelry box that he had made. We... Read more

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