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Law Of Public Speaking
Sunday, August 30, 2020      23 comments

A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! emoticon... Read more
Law of Physical Appearance
Saturday, August 29, 2020      22 comments

If the clothes fit, they're ugly. emoticon... Read more
Law Of Logical Argument
Friday, August 28, 2020      19 comments

Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.... Read more
Law Of Physical Surfaces
Thursday, August 27, 2020      25 comments

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. ... Read more
Murphy's Law of Lockers
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      22 comments

If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.... Read more
The Coffee Law
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      22 comments

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ... Read more
Law of the Theaters & Sports Arenas
Monday, August 24, 2020      24 comments

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last........ They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performanc... Read more
Law Of Biomechanics
Sunday, August 23, 2020      24 comments

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Is there anyone that this HASN'T happened to?????... Read more
Law Of The Result................
Saturday, August 22, 2020      21 comments

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!... Read more
Law Of The Bath..............
Saturday, August 22, 2020      24 comments

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. emoticon... Read more
Variation Law
Friday, August 21, 2020      23 comments

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. ... Read more
Law of Random Numbers
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      23 comments

If you call a wrong number, You never get a busy signal; Someone always answers. ... Read more
Law Of Probability
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      22 comments

The probability of being watched Is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. ... Read more
Law Of Gravity..............
Monday, August 17, 2020      20 comments

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. ... Read more
Law Of Mechanical Repair................
Sunday, August 16, 2020      24 comments

After your hands become coated with grease, Your nose will begin to itch, And you'll have to pee. ... Read more

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