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He Doesn't Like To Part With His $...........................
Wednesday, September 30, 2020      21 comments

He took his new girlfriend out on their first date to the ice rink when the entry fee was half-price. She called him a cheap skate. ... Read more
What Did The Surgeon Say?
Wednesday, September 30, 2020      21 comments

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self. ... Read more
More Milk.......................
Monday, September 28, 2020      26 comments

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder. ... Read more
The Chiropractor...............
Monday, September 28, 2020      26 comments

I didn't think a chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. emoticon... Read more
Being Happy................
Sunday, September 27, 2020      20 comments

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. ... Read more
Lots To Be Thankful For..............
Saturday, September 26, 2020      24 comments

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt........... Have an ... Read more
A Bit Of Lightness..............
Friday, September 25, 2020      27 comments

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. emoticon... Read more
A Big Hug
Thursday, September 24, 2020      21 comments

A Big Hug is the best gift anyone can give, and the Joy is that you can be a giver and a taker at the same time. During the COVID PANDEMIC, what I miss most is hugging. ... Read more
10 Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      21 comments

1. Blaming your farts on me.....NOT funny..........NOT funny at all!!!!! 2. Yelling at me for barking............I'M A DOG!!!!! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ... Read more
The Unbelievable Sales-Clerk
Monday, September 21, 2020      24 comments

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shade... Read more
I Needed This Story Today and Thought Maybe You Might Too.....................
Sunday, September 20, 2020      23 comments

The Whale Said "Thank You." A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of ya... Read more
Remind Yourself
Saturday, September 19, 2020      26 comments

In case you forgot to REMIND YOURSELF...................... Your SMILE lights up the room. Your MIND is INSANELY COOL, you are WAY MORE than enough, and you are doing an AMAZING JOB AT LIFE. Y... Read more
Forget Health Food.................
Friday, September 18, 2020      22 comments

Forget health food. I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get. ... Read more
If....................
Thursday, September 17, 2020      23 comments

If you leave me can I come too? Please................. emoticon... Read more
My Own World................
Thursday, September 17, 2020      26 comments

I live in my own little world. But it's okay---------- they know me here. ... Read more

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