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A Question That Haunts Me...................
Friday, October 16, 2020      20 comments

Can you cry under water? emoticon... Read more
Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage
Friday, October 16, 2020      25 comments

1. Two times a week we to to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I tak... Read more
For Ladies Of A Certain Age.............
Wednesday, October 14, 2020      25 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months & 8 days... Read more
A Warning
Tuesday, October 13, 2020      25 comments

AIDS WARNING!!! Senior Citizens are the nation's leading carriers of Aids!!! Hearing Aids Band Aids Roll aids Walking Aids Medical Aids Government Aids Most of all, Monetary Aid To Their Kids!!! ... Read more
Do Any Of These Remind You of You???
Monday, October 12, 2020      24 comments

The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.~ You sleep better in a recliner with the TV blaring than in bed. It's call "Pre-Sleep". ~ You miss the days wh... Read more
Kindness.................Especially Right Now...................
Sunday, October 11, 2020      23 comments

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. And now a huge one has been added to the others we were already fighting. We ARE in this together................if we al... Read more
Take The Time...................
Sunday, October 11, 2020      20 comments

Take the time to live! Do not value the material things you have in life. but value WHO you have known in your life! ... Read more
This Is Me..............
Friday, October 09, 2020      26 comments

I'm at that AGE where my MIND still thinks I'm 29. My HUMOR suggests I'm 12. While my BODY mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. ... Read more
Those You Will Never Forget.................
Thursday, October 08, 2020      23 comments

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, An hour to appreciate them, A day to love them, But then, An entire life to forget them. Tell this to the people you'll never forget. ... Read more
Stones
Thursday, October 08, 2020      21 comments

Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand. T... Read more
Feathers.................
Wednesday, October 07, 2020      24 comments

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion. ... Read more
Unfaithful..............
Monday, October 05, 2020      24 comments

My cross-eyed husband and I just got a divorce. I found out he was seeing someone on the side. ... Read more
He Was In Charge................
Sunday, October 04, 2020      24 comments

I used to date a guy with one leg who worked at a brewery. He was in charge of the hops. ... Read more
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older...............
Sunday, October 04, 2020      23 comments

Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish a... Read more
God's Plan For Aging
Friday, October 02, 2020      24 comments

Most Seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. T... Read more

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