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Merry Christmas To My More Mature Female Friends
Saturday, December 22, 2012      10 comments

If I were Old Santa, you know what I'd do......... I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you........ And deliver some things just inside your front door. Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly... Read more
The "W" In Christmas
Friday, December 21, 2012      7 comments

The "W" In Christmas (Author Unknown) Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations---extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet... Read more
Sense Of Humor
Thursday, December 20, 2012      7 comments

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.............. Then He made the earth round, and laughed. ... Read more
Christmas Cookie Rules
Wednesday, December 19, 2012      15 comments

This is old, but it makes me smile and I hope it will make you smile too........ Christmas Cookie Rules: 1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the te... Read more
Yes, There Are Angels
Tuesday, December 18, 2012      12 comments

One of the most uplifting stories I have read........... In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just $.75 in my pocket. Their father was gone..... The boys ranged from three months to seven years; thei... Read more
Holiday Greetings
Monday, December 17, 2012      12 comments

Hoping You Have A Blessed and Peaceful HOLIDAY!!! I wish you a day of ordinary miracles: A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself....... An unexpected phone call from an old friend....... Green stoplights on you... Read more
Beware!!!
Sunday, December 16, 2012      14 comments

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't worry........ I told Santa I wanted a GOOD FRIEND for Christmas!!! And what better friend could I have than a Spark Friend????? Merry Christmas......... ... Read more
The Christmas Pageant
Saturday, December 15, 2012      16 comments

My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it wi... Read more
HEROES..........
Friday, December 14, 2012      12 comments

Let me start by saying that I am a retired teacher. In all of my college classes and during my Practice Teaching experience, I do NOT remember any of my professors informing me that I would not only be teaching my subject matter to my students,... Read more
The Perfect Husband
Thursday, December 13, 2012      17 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's ... Read more
Holy E-Mail
Wednesday, December 12, 2012      13 comments

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving... Read more
The Holidays
Tuesday, December 11, 2012      9 comments

The Holidays according to Maxine: "The Holidays always make me want to deck something.........but it ain't the halls!" "If I wanted a fat, bald guy to show up at my house with gifts, I'd do online dating!" "I don't know when or ho... Read more
Gingerbread Men
Monday, December 10, 2012      10 comments

Following are two quotes from Maxine re: Gingerbread Men. "Notice how the recipe for gingerbread men doesn't call for manners or brains?" "The great thing about gingerbread men is that each one is a new chance to bite somebody's head o... Read more
Maxine On Christmas
Sunday, December 09, 2012      9 comments

This one is SOOOOO me!!!!! I've decided to bake this Christmas. So don't tell me miracles don't happen!!! ... Read more
The Banana Test
Saturday, December 08, 2012      12 comments

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals. A Lion A Chimp A Giraffe And a Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? ... Read more

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