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Gotta Go........Bad
Saturday, March 16, 2013      16 comments

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten overly enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the ceme... Read more
Fishing Hook
Friday, March 15, 2013      11 comments

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "Everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a vacuum salesman back in Nor... Read more
Brutal Honesty
Thursday, March 14, 2013      15 comments

A little girl ran to her Grandfather, jumped into his arms and gave him a great big hug. Then she ran her fingers along his balding head and down the side of his wrinkled face. "Did God make you Grandpa?" she asked. "Yes honey, he... Read more
What To Take To Bed With You........NOT A Joke
Wednesday, March 13, 2013      15 comments

Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys (or spare set) beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you r... Read more
Maxine's Annual Physical
Tuesday, March 12, 2013      12 comments

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she sai... Read more
Thoughts For Today
Monday, March 11, 2013      12 comments

A penny saved is a Government oversight. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to b... Read more
No Wonder My Dogs Are So Happy
Sunday, March 10, 2013      14 comments

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead if his tongue. emoticon... Read more
A Friend
Saturday, March 09, 2013      13 comments

A Friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked!!! In order to be friends with me, you would HAVE TO BE slightly cracked!!!!! Have a great weekend, my SP Friends........... Read more
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Friday, March 08, 2013      13 comments

Here's A Refresher Course.......... The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood Plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead........I'll wait. Donkeys kill more... Read more
Just A Few Chuckles...........
Thursday, March 07, 2013      10 comments

Shopping with your husband is like Hunting with the Game Warden. Some people were dropped as babies.......but CLEARLY, you were THROWN in the air, SMACKED by the ceiling fan, and TOSSED out the window. I'd be UNSTOPPABLE if not for LAW... Read more
Some Common Problems Among Women
Wednesday, March 06, 2013      11 comments

I will NEVER be OVER THE HILL. I'm too darn tired to Climb It! Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning around the house. IT WORKED! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked! MIDDLE AGE: That time when yo... Read more
Flour and Water
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      12 comments

How come when you mix water and flour together, you get GLUE? And then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where did the GLUE go? Need an answer? You know da_ _ ed well where it went!!! That's what makes the cake st... Read more
The Little Things We Buy......
Monday, March 04, 2013      11 comments

The Price Of Gas Versus Printer Ink........... All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was.....) C... Read more
A Dog's Purpose
Sunday, March 03, 2013      11 comments

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I exami... Read more
It's The Door
Saturday, March 02, 2013      9 comments

Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? (How about multiple times daily?) Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the Univers... Read more

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