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At My Age
Thursday, April 18, 2013      16 comments

At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy......... Getting up off the floor is another story. ... Read more
A Wise Man.......
Wednesday, April 17, 2013      16 comments

A Wise Man once said......... "I don't know..........Ask a Woman." emoticon... Read more
When I Woke Up This Morning.......
Tuesday, April 16, 2013      22 comments

When I woke up this morning........... No wrinkles in sight....... The house was spotless. The garden looked lovely. And my grumpy husband looked like George Clooney........ I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER PUT MY GLASSES ON AGAI... Read more
New Invention For Us (Women)
Monday, April 15, 2013      18 comments

Designers have invented a new bra for middle-aged women. They've called it "The Sheepdog", as it ROUNDS THEM UP and POINTS THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. What can I say????? We need all the help we can get. ... Read more
Marriage
Sunday, April 14, 2013      18 comments

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two HEARTS and a DIAMOND. By the end, you wish you had a CLUB and a SPADE!!!!! ... Read more
I Just Have To Share This With You.........
Saturday, April 13, 2013      16 comments

My husband and I always have our two Grand-daughters, ages 5 and 9 months, from 4 until around 8 on Monday evenings. This past Monday, my son had put the 9 month old into her car seat and was carrying her out to their van. The 5 year old was s... Read more
AAADD
Friday, April 12, 2013      14 comments

A.A.A.D.D.---KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. ... Read more
First Time Sex (It is clean and funny.)
Thursday, April 11, 2013      16 comments

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.... Read more
Nude Runner
Wednesday, April 10, 2013      19 comments

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my Gosh---Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump ou... Read more
Medicare, Part X
Tuesday, April 09, 2013      15 comments

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, th... Read more
The Polite Way to Call Someone A B_ _ _ _ _ d.........
Monday, April 08, 2013      20 comments

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second ... Read more
Biology Quiz
Sunday, April 07, 2013      15 comments

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of ... Read more
Stanford University Says.......
Saturday, April 06, 2013      11 comments

In an evening class at Stanford University, the last lecture was on the mind-body connection---the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, that one of the best things that ... Read more
Three Pig's Night Out........
Friday, April 05, 2013      17 comments

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of... Read more
Elk Sex
Thursday, April 04, 2013      13 comments

Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw crap....." says his friend. "I just joined the VFW!"... Read more

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