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Trouble At The House (Especially for you golfers)
Wednesday, May 15, 2013      12 comments

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Bob, that your parrot; ... Read more
One Of My Favorites
Tuesday, May 14, 2013      13 comments

Now, this is for my dog friends and my friends who need to smile! An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me,... Read more
Dog For Sale......
Monday, May 13, 2013      15 comments

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into ... Read more
How Did You Spend Your Mother's Day?
Sunday, May 12, 2013      9 comments

We were fortunate enough to be invited to our Son and DIL's for Brunch this morning. Our son made the entire meal which consisted of a delicious Baked Egg dish made with ham, mushrooms and peppers. He also made Steel-Cut Oatmeal with apples an... Read more
Older Women
Saturday, May 11, 2013      13 comments

She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young sunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The y... Read more
Daddy Sleeps Naked!!!
Friday, May 10, 2013      8 comments

"Late again!", the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had ta... Read more
Eagle Joke
Thursday, May 09, 2013      10 comments

One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mo... Read more
Fat Facts
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      11 comments

Omega-3s are billed as your body's magic bullet---but they're not all created equal. What you need to know. 1. Superfats live up to the hype. "The strongest evidence is in the area of heart disease: Omega-3s decrease mortality and the od... Read more
Words of Wisdom From My Mom
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      10 comments

My Mom knows ALL about Spark People and sent 2 comments that she has lived by over the years. She is 89 now and has led a very good life, so I usually follow her advice. I would like to share her 2 favorites with you in today's blog. Fall... Read more
Senior Love
Monday, May 06, 2013      11 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my w... Read more
There Comes A Time In Your Life
Sunday, May 05, 2013      11 comments

There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right. Life is... Read more
I'm Not Old.......
Saturday, May 04, 2013      9 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.......... Everything made the same noise: "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccc
cccccccccK!!!" ..........I came to a conclusion... Read more
Good Advice I Give Myself To Help Me Be The Best I Can Be.........
Friday, May 03, 2013      12 comments

1. Walk 10-30 minutes every day, and smile while I walk! 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes every day. Lock myself in if necessary. 3. Listen to good music every day: It is true food for the spirit. 4. When I wake up ... Read more
The Weaker Sex???????
Thursday, May 02, 2013      15 comments

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side!!!!!! emoticon... Read more
Even Doctors Make Mistakes.........
Wednesday, May 01, 2013      13 comments

Even Doctors make mistakes............. Mine asked me to undress!!! emoticon... Read more

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