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Senior Love
Monday, May 06, 2013      11 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my w... Read more
There Comes A Time In Your Life
Sunday, May 05, 2013      11 comments

There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right. Life is... Read more
I'm Not Old.......
Saturday, May 04, 2013      9 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.......... Everything made the same noise: "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccc
cccccccccK!!!" ..........I came to a conclusion... Read more
Good Advice I Give Myself To Help Me Be The Best I Can Be.........
Friday, May 03, 2013      12 comments

1. Walk 10-30 minutes every day, and smile while I walk! 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes every day. Lock myself in if necessary. 3. Listen to good music every day: It is true food for the spirit. 4. When I wake up ... Read more
The Weaker Sex???????
Thursday, May 02, 2013      15 comments

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side!!!!!! emoticon... Read more
Even Doctors Make Mistakes.........
Wednesday, May 01, 2013      13 comments

Even Doctors make mistakes............. Mine asked me to undress!!! emoticon... Read more
Buying A Bathing Suit
Tuesday, April 30, 2013      13 comments

I know that you have probably read this before, but it makes me laugh every time I read it, and who doesn't need some lightness in their life????? When I was a child in the 1950s the bathing suit for the mature figure was boned, trussed and... Read more
How To Kill A Mosquito---Not A Joke
Monday, April 29, 2013      20 comments

I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared. The next year I filled a 4-ounce spray bottle and used it... Read more
Maxine's Prayer
Sunday, April 28, 2013      11 comments

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death.... Read more
Everything Slows Down With Age
Saturday, April 27, 2013      12 comments

Everything slows down with age.............. except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ... Read more
Saying Good-Bye To Mother.......
Friday, April 26, 2013      9 comments

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. Th... Read more
Memory.........
Thursday, April 25, 2013      17 comments

Patti said, "My memory is so bad." Eleni said, "How bad is it?" Patti said, "How bad is what.......?" ... Read more
Why Our Health Care Costs Are So High!!!
Wednesday, April 24, 2013      8 comments

Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevi... Read more
Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive
Tuesday, April 23, 2013      15 comments

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something. It scares you to drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.... Read more
A Cute Notice.........
Monday, April 22, 2013      14 comments

NOTICE: This property is a farm. Farms have animals. Animals make: Funny Sounds Smell Bad, and HAVE SEX OUTDOORS. UNLESS YOU CAN TOLERATE............. Noise, Odors, and OUTDOOR SEX, DON'T BUY PROPERTY NEXT TO A FA... Read more

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