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A Good Sense of Humor Is Great At Any Age
Tuesday, July 09, 2013      21 comments

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied: "Two years older than me." "So, you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Ha... Read more
And So It Goes.......
Monday, July 08, 2013      10 comments

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" I guess it's true!!!!! I really am getting old!!!!! ... Read more
Little Old Ladies
Sunday, July 07, 2013      13 comments

The Pastor decided to do something different....... He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind... Read more
The Night Nurse
Saturday, July 06, 2013      13 comments

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergast... Read more
How Asparagus Got Its Name
Friday, July 05, 2013      16 comments

A sixth grade child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what he wrote: The Children's Bible in a nutshell. In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The ... Read more
Beware Of Underwear Dust
Thursday, July 04, 2013      14 comments

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in "Slim Fast." Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply co... Read more
The Clothesline
Wednesday, July 03, 2013      13 comments

This is funny and quite true.....we are probably the last generation that will remember what a clothesline was......... Great memories for some of us! It's the poem at the end that's best!!! Remembering Mom's Clothesline THE BASI... Read more
Tick Warning
Tuesday, July 02, 2013      15 comments

Please send this warning to everyone you care about. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!! T... Read more
Full Body Scans At The Airport
Monday, July 01, 2013      8 comments

The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hern... Read more
Old People Humor.......
Sunday, June 30, 2013      14 comments

When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to sa... Read more
Curtain Rods
Saturday, June 29, 2013      19 comments

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at "their" beautiful dining room table... Read more
SKIPPY
Friday, June 28, 2013      13 comments

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little ... Read more
Beer And Colonoscopy
Thursday, June 27, 2013      15 comments

It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor co... Read more
Our Senior Citizen Cheer
Wednesday, June 26, 2013      17 comments

My BFF lives in Arizona and every so often sends me an email that causes me to laugh out loud. This is the one she sent me this morning. When we were in High School, we were cheerleaders for our basketball and football teams. She told me to i... Read more
AGE
Tuesday, June 25, 2013      14 comments

I've seen this before, but it's one of my favorites-----so I'll pass it along to you and let you enjoy it again too!!! Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old......... Well... Read more

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