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The Best Way To Pray
Wednesday, August 07, 2013      12 comments

A Priest, a Minister, and a Guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the Priest said. "No," said the Minister. "I get the best results... Read more
Four Marriages
Tuesday, August 06, 2013      15 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new ... Read more
Show and Tell
Monday, August 05, 2013      11 comments

A Kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My nam... Read more
The Usher
Sunday, August 04, 2013      10 comments

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered. "Yo... Read more
The Picnic
Saturday, August 03, 2013      9 comments

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the Rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's aga... Read more
The Buttocks
Friday, August 02, 2013      11 comments

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. H... Read more
A Redneck Love Poem
Thursday, August 01, 2013      12 comments

This actually did earn a poetry prize in West Virginia in 1912. Susie Lee done fell in love, She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, Susie gal, You'll have to find another... Read more
Great Advice........
Wednesday, July 31, 2013      12 comments

Sometimes the easiest way to get your husband to do something is to simply suggest that he's just too old to do it anymore!!! ... Read more
Wouldn't It Be Great?!?!?
Tuesday, July 30, 2013      13 comments

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free, back to our original shape, three sizes smaller and smelling April fresh?!?!? ... Read more
Running Away
Monday, July 29, 2013      13 comments

I think more about running away now than I did as a kid..........but by the time I put my teeth in, my glasses on and find my keys, I forget why I'm going!!! ... Read more
Why Go To Church
Sunday, July 28, 2013      11 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), They don't like me, an... Read more
The Deaf Wife
Saturday, July 27, 2013      12 comments

Ray feared his wife Sandra wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple... Read more
Proud To Be A Member Of Spark People
Friday, July 26, 2013      12 comments

My husband and I took care of our grand-daughters this afternoon while our daughter-in-law had two appointments at our local hospital. First of all, let me give you a little background. Our DIL is an Occupational Therapist at the same hospi... Read more
Couple Sex
Thursday, July 25, 2013      18 comments

Grandpa, what is couple sex? Make sure that you understand the question first....... An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that... Read more
Getting Older
Wednesday, July 24, 2013      11 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of... Read more

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