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THE Smart-A_ _ Answer Of The Year!!!
Monday, August 26, 2013      11 comments

As a former teacher, I can really appreciate this......... A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a seri... Read more
A Chuckle For Your Sunday.......
Sunday, August 25, 2013      12 comments

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police ca... Read more
This Is Something My Oldest Son Would Say.........
Saturday, August 24, 2013      10 comments

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop fin... Read more
Cracked Me Up!!!
Friday, August 23, 2013      14 comments

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No Ma'am, they're dead......" ... Read more
A Great Smart-A_ _ Answer!!!
Thursday, August 22, 2013      15 comments

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your t... Read more
She Was Quick!!!
Wednesday, August 21, 2013      8 comments

It was mealtime during an airline flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or No," she replied. I ... Read more
On The Light Side.........
Tuesday, August 20, 2013      15 comments

I saw this in a coffee shop the other day, and just had to share it with you. It made me laugh out loud!!! On a large chalk board for everyone to see was the following message: "Unattended children will be given Espresso and a free ki... Read more
The Italian Pasta Diet
Monday, August 19, 2013      14 comments

The Italian Pasta Diet and Your Health You walka PASTA da bakery. You walka PASTA da candy store. You walka PASTA da Ice Cream Shop. You walka PASTA da table and fridge. YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT!!! ... Read more
I Love This Quote
Sunday, August 18, 2013      11 comments

This is from Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a... Read more
What A Week!!!
Saturday, August 17, 2013      7 comments

While I was reading the newspaper this morning, I ran across this statement that pretty much sums up the days of my week. Every morning is the dawn of a new error!!! ... Read more
Ahhhhhh.........Aging
Friday, August 16, 2013      10 comments

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper............ But it's worse when you forget to pull it down!!! ... Read more
Windex Tip
Thursday, August 15, 2013      13 comments

Here's a new use for Windex. I would never have thought of this!!! So glad someone did!!! I haven't checked to see if this actually works or not......But they say if you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some ... Read more
Comfortable
Wednesday, August 14, 2013      8 comments

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. How true............ emoticon... Read more
Just Think Of Algebra!!!
Tuesday, August 13, 2013      12 comments

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, just think of Algebra!!! Actually, for me it would be, just think of Geometry!!! ... Read more
Just Think Of Algebra!!!
Tuesday, August 13, 2013      0 comments

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, just think of Algebra!!! Actually, for me it would be, just think of Geometry!!! ... Read more

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