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Over The Hill
Tuesday, September 24, 2013      12 comments

You know you're over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle!!! emoticon ... Read more
In Anothers' Shoes........
Monday, September 23, 2013      11 comments

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, It probably hurts the other person too.......... ... Read more
The Happiest Of People
Sunday, September 22, 2013      9 comments

The happiest of people Don't necessarily have the best of everything, They just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Happiness comes to Those who cry, Those who hurt, Those who have searched, ... Read more
May You Have........
Saturday, September 21, 2013      10 comments

May you have......... Enough happiness to make you sweet, Enough trials to make you strong, Enough sorrow to keep you human, And, enough hope to make you happy. ... Read more
Husband Wanted
Friday, September 20, 2013      20 comments

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED... Read more
Words Of Wisdom
Thursday, September 19, 2013      10 comments

1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the m... Read more
At Least I Wasn't Hit By A Boat Yesterday......
Wednesday, September 18, 2013      15 comments

If you read my blog yesterday, you know that I received my first speeding ticket (ever)!!!!! At the end of the blog, I mentioned that even though it was my first ticket, it definitely wasn't my first negative happening involving a car. Let m... Read more
I Got My First Speeding Ticket Today
Tuesday, September 17, 2013      17 comments

I got my first speeding ticket today and I'M OLD!!!!! I have to admit that there were many times when I should have gotten a ticket and lucked out for whatever reason. Not so much today. I was with 2 friends and we were returning home after a... Read more
Such Great Relationship Advice
Monday, September 16, 2013      16 comments

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, Because it takes only a smile to Make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile!... Read more
The Best Kind Of Friends
Sunday, September 15, 2013      11 comments

The best kind of friends, Are the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, Never say a word, And then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. ... Read more
Hmmmmmmmm.........
Saturday, September 14, 2013      10 comments

I came home from the golf course today. My wife had left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!!! Gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.......... ... Read more
SENIOR Car Bumper Stickers
Friday, September 13, 2013      11 comments

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second. Young At Heart.........Slightly older in other places. I don't think about dying. It's the last thing I want to do. I'm speeding because I have to ... Read more
Colonoscopy.......
Thursday, September 12, 2013      12 comments

Dave Barry is a hoot! A former college roommate, who was here for supper on Tuesday night is having a colonoscopy as I write this. She gave me this article, written by Dave Barry who is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miam... Read more
A.A.A.D.D.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013      15 comments

A.A.A.D.D.- - - Know The Symptoms!!! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. AGE-ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look ove... Read more
Bob's Scrotum!!!!!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013      19 comments

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife. The Pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. ... Read more

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