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Colonoscopy.......
Thursday, September 12, 2013      12 comments

Dave Barry is a hoot! A former college roommate, who was here for supper on Tuesday night is having a colonoscopy as I write this. She gave me this article, written by Dave Barry who is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miam... Read more
A.A.A.D.D.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013      15 comments

A.A.A.D.D.- - - Know The Symptoms!!! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. AGE-ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look ove... Read more
Bob's Scrotum!!!!!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013      19 comments

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife. The Pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. ... Read more
Witty and True
Monday, September 09, 2013      13 comments

A True Story......... One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny ... Read more
Ed and Norma
Sunday, September 08, 2013      13 comments

Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, and every year Ed would say, "Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Norma always replied, "I know Ed, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" ... Read more
A Couple Of Additions To My Warning Signs Blog
Saturday, September 07, 2013      6 comments

I wanted to add a couple more pieces of information that my husband and I learned at the Heart Seminar Thursday night. At the end of the seminar, they opened it up to questions from the audience. The question I asked had to do with Anxiety... Read more
Warning Signs
Friday, September 06, 2013      15 comments

Last night, my husband and I attended a 2-hour Heart Seminar. Although I had prior knowledge of most of what was presented, I felt that the information could NEVER be heard too much because when this is happening to US, we need to be able to pu... Read more
Signs You Speak "Woof"......
Thursday, September 05, 2013      12 comments

We are Dog Lovers with a Capital D. Those of us who speak "Woof"......... * take our dogs on vacation with us. * go out of our way to find forever homes for homeless dogs. * volunteer our time at shelters and rescue organizati... Read more
Support A Family
Wednesday, September 04, 2013      16 comments

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, No. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves." ... Read more
Life After Death
Tuesday, September 03, 2013      12 comments

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your Grandmothe... Read more
Climb The Walls
Monday, September 02, 2013      11 comments

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The Grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him t... Read more
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark
Sunday, September 01, 2013      15 comments

1. Don't miss the boat. 2. Remember that we are all in the same boat! 3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 4. Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 5. ... Read more
Lessons I Learned From My Dogs!!!
Saturday, August 31, 2013      14 comments

NEVER stop playing. WAG more, BARK less. Be LOYAL and FAITHFUL. Be QUICK to FORGIVE. and............. LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY........ All reasons why I love my dogs so much..........Rest In Peace, Tyke. ... Read more
Grandma's Age
Friday, August 30, 2013      14 comments

Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... Read more
The Water Pistol
Thursday, August 29, 2013      10 comments

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his Grandmother, he discovered a water pistol....... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was NOT pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don... Read more

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