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Middle Age
Tuesday, October 01, 2013      12 comments

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you! emoticon... Read more
Tongue In Cheek.........
Monday, September 30, 2013      15 comments

FLU SEASON To avoid the flu: Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at... Read more
Tongue In Cheek.........
Monday, September 30, 2013      1 comments

FLU SEASON To avoid the flu: Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at... Read more
Savings
Sunday, September 29, 2013      13 comments

It is an oldie, but a reminder: "Why didn't I think of that?" On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readi... Read more
The Moral
Saturday, September 28, 2013      9 comments

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The Moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut!!! ... Read more
Nine Months Later
Friday, September 27, 2013      11 comments

Ian decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Ian's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answer... Read more
This Is Priceless........
Thursday, September 26, 2013      13 comments

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she... Read more
Too Late.......
Wednesday, September 25, 2013      15 comments

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" cries the woman. "Quick, get some toilet tissue." "What for?" her husband asks. "He must be half-a-mile away by now." ... Read more
Over The Hill
Tuesday, September 24, 2013      12 comments

You know you're over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle!!! emoticon ... Read more
In Anothers' Shoes........
Monday, September 23, 2013      11 comments

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, It probably hurts the other person too.......... ... Read more
The Happiest Of People
Sunday, September 22, 2013      9 comments

The happiest of people Don't necessarily have the best of everything, They just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Happiness comes to Those who cry, Those who hurt, Those who have searched, ... Read more
May You Have........
Saturday, September 21, 2013      10 comments

May you have......... Enough happiness to make you sweet, Enough trials to make you strong, Enough sorrow to keep you human, And, enough hope to make you happy. ... Read more
Husband Wanted
Friday, September 20, 2013      20 comments

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED... Read more
Words Of Wisdom
Thursday, September 19, 2013      10 comments

1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the m... Read more
At Least I Wasn't Hit By A Boat Yesterday......
Wednesday, September 18, 2013      15 comments

If you read my blog yesterday, you know that I received my first speeding ticket (ever)!!!!! At the end of the blog, I mentioned that even though it was my first ticket, it definitely wasn't my first negative happening involving a car. Let m... Read more

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