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It Works For Me........
Monday, October 07, 2013      10 comments

We all know that we should eat more fruits and vegetables. How can we make it a habit and a fun habit, at that? A couple of steps can help: Start with availability. Keep the stuff around and begin with the finger food snacks-----dried fr... Read more
A Bit Of Lightness For Your Sunday
Sunday, October 06, 2013      14 comments

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which cam... Read more
It's Good For You
Saturday, October 05, 2013      9 comments

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. ... Read more
God Sent Them.......
Friday, October 04, 2013      8 comments

A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question............ "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma a... Read more
What Is It Like To Be Old?
Thursday, October 03, 2013      11 comments

My granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told her...........Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: Instant Old Age. ... Read more
OLD Dress
Wednesday, October 02, 2013      13 comments

Dorothy and Edna, two "Senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'l... Read more
Middle Age
Tuesday, October 01, 2013      12 comments

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you! emoticon... Read more
Tongue In Cheek.........
Monday, September 30, 2013      15 comments

FLU SEASON To avoid the flu: Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at... Read more
Tongue In Cheek.........
Monday, September 30, 2013      1 comments

FLU SEASON To avoid the flu: Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at... Read more
Savings
Sunday, September 29, 2013      13 comments

It is an oldie, but a reminder: "Why didn't I think of that?" On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readi... Read more
The Moral
Saturday, September 28, 2013      9 comments

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The Moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut!!! ... Read more
Nine Months Later
Friday, September 27, 2013      11 comments

Ian decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Ian's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answer... Read more
This Is Priceless........
Thursday, September 26, 2013      13 comments

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she... Read more
Too Late.......
Wednesday, September 25, 2013      15 comments

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" cries the woman. "Quick, get some toilet tissue." "What for?" her husband asks. "He must be half-a-mile away by now." ... Read more
Over The Hill
Tuesday, September 24, 2013      12 comments

You know you're over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle!!! emoticon ... Read more

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