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Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
Thursday, October 17, 2013      12 comments

My DH could have written this....... I know I'll never understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. I can ... Read more
Women's Revenge
Wednesday, October 16, 2013      12 comments

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "N... Read more
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast.......
Tuesday, October 15, 2013      12 comments

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the ... Read more
I Couldn't Agree More!!!
Monday, October 14, 2013      15 comments

Spending time with children is more important than spending money on children. emoticon... Read more
So True!!!
Sunday, October 13, 2013      12 comments

Falling in Love is EASY......... But STAYING in Love is something VERY SPECIAL. emoticon... Read more
Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
Saturday, October 12, 2013      10 comments

Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man: "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man: "I don't really give a s_ _ _ what you think!" ... Read more
First Date
Friday, October 11, 2013      11 comments

If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audienc... Read more
Arguments And Directions
Thursday, October 10, 2013      12 comments

An elderly man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and hau... Read more
Eating Healthfully Doesn't Have To Cost More
Wednesday, October 09, 2013      12 comments

That's the encouraging conclusion of a new study by the nonprofit Center For Science in the Public Interest. The group analyzed 20 snacks and 19 side dishes, including fruit and vegetables. It found that snack foods such as cookies and M&Ms ac... Read more
13 Million Reasons To Get Your Flu Shot
Tuesday, October 08, 2013      10 comments

The vaccine prevented some 13.6 million flu cases in the U.S. from 2005 to 2011, according to the latest analysis from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and the benefits extended across all age groups. The impact was greatest for t... Read more
It Works For Me........
Monday, October 07, 2013      10 comments

We all know that we should eat more fruits and vegetables. How can we make it a habit and a fun habit, at that? A couple of steps can help: Start with availability. Keep the stuff around and begin with the finger food snacks-----dried fr... Read more
A Bit Of Lightness For Your Sunday
Sunday, October 06, 2013      14 comments

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which cam... Read more
It's Good For You
Saturday, October 05, 2013      9 comments

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. ... Read more
God Sent Them.......
Friday, October 04, 2013      8 comments

A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question............ "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma a... Read more
What Is It Like To Be Old?
Thursday, October 03, 2013      11 comments

My granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told her...........Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: Instant Old Age. ... Read more

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