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First Christmas Joke
Tuesday, December 17, 2013      12 comments

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The Englishman fumbled throug... Read more
Stay Healthy
Monday, December 16, 2013      11 comments

Better Than A Flu Shot!!! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her ... Read more
Our Change In 50 Years
Sunday, December 15, 2013      10 comments

1963 vs. 2013 (A span of only 50 years) This should be read by only those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.... 1963: Long hair 2013: Longing for hair 1963: KEG 2013: EKG 1963: Acid rock 2013: ... Read more
Tetanus Shot!!!
Saturday, December 14, 2013      15 comments

An old man struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He s... Read more
A Little Christmas Story
Friday, December 13, 2013      11 comments

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even mo... Read more
Winter
Thursday, December 12, 2013      13 comments

It's winter in Wisconsin and the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At five below. Oh, how I love Wisconsin, when the snow's up to your butt. You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, t... Read more
The Toilet Seat
Wednesday, December 11, 2013      18 comments

This one is old, but always makes me smile....... Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take ca... Read more
Preventing Kidney Stones
Tuesday, December 10, 2013      9 comments

Q: What are the best ways to keep from developing kidney stones? A: The best way is to drink plenty of fluids---six to eight glasses a day---to ensure that you produce at least a liter of dilute (pale) urine each day. Urinating less than... Read more
Brain Games
Monday, December 09, 2013      14 comments

Q: Is it true that numerical games like Sudoku and KenKen help protect the brain---and even stave off Alzheimer's disease? A: Possibly. Age and genetics are the main determinants of a person's risk of developing Alzheimer's disease and o... Read more
Juicing vs. Whole Vegetables
Sunday, December 08, 2013      10 comments

Q: Is drinking vegetable juice as good for me as eating whole veggies? A: Aside from convenience, vegetable juice doesn't offer any advantage over eating whole vegetables. And many of the nutrients and fiber are lost when the pulp and sk... Read more
Winter Poem
Saturday, December 07, 2013      11 comments

I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. Thought it might be a comfort to you; it was to me. Winter In Wisconsin Sh_ _!!!!! It's cold!!!!! The... Read more
Flies
Friday, December 06, 2013      10 comments

How to tell the sex of a fly......... A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies." he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. ... Read more
Healing........
Thursday, December 05, 2013      13 comments

You will begin to heal when you let go of past hurts, forgive those who have wronged you and learn to forgive yourself for your mistakes. ... Read more
Words To Live By.......
Wednesday, December 04, 2013      11 comments

Not all wounds are obvious......... Walk GENTLY in the lives of others. emoticon... Read more
We're BOTH Looking Forward To A Fun Evening.......
Tuesday, December 03, 2013      15 comments

How many of us are lucky enough to have friendships that have lasted for many, many years? We are!!!!! We are invited to a couple's home late this afternoon to visit and then have dinner. We have known this couple for 45 years!!! Matt taught... Read more

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