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No Gathering Today........
Wednesday, December 25, 2013      8 comments

My husband and I hardly know what to do with ourselves today. I CANNOT REMEMBER the last time that Christmas Morning dawned and I didn't have a huge meal to get ready for company who usually arrived between 12 and 12:30. Today it is just the t... Read more
I Wonder What Mary Was Feeling.......
Tuesday, December 24, 2013      9 comments

This says it all........ We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter-in-law casually mentions that she and my son are thinking of "starting a family." "We're taking a survey," she says half-joking. "Do you think I should have a baby?... Read more
Because Of Love
Monday, December 23, 2013      17 comments

A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm becau... Read more
Wise Words From Charlie Brown.......
Sunday, December 22, 2013      14 comments

I don't have time to worry about who doesn't like me. I'm too busy loving the people who love me. Wouldn't we all be better off if we believed this?????? ... Read more
A Real Heart Warmer.......
Saturday, December 21, 2013      10 comments

This is an Oldie, but a Goodie that I can appreciate any time of the year. In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just $.75 in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from 3 months to 7 years; thei... Read more
Santa Is A Woman?
Friday, December 20, 2013      14 comments

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa Claus is a woman. Think about it: Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! ... Read more
Why You Can Skip This Weight-Loss Pill
Thursday, December 19, 2013      11 comments

I really do not believe in taking Weight-Loss Pills of any kind, but I definitely wouldn't try this one!!! You've probably seen ads for Belviq (lorcaserin), a new prescription weight-loss drug that hit the market in June. It's approved for... Read more
When To Take Pain Seriously
Wednesday, December 18, 2013      13 comments

Several years ago a dear friend, who was by all outward signs healthy, died suddenly at age 40. The cause of death: a pulmonary embolism, a blood clot that formed in her legs and traveled to her lungs. It happened right after she had been on ... Read more
First Christmas Joke
Tuesday, December 17, 2013      12 comments

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The Englishman fumbled throug... Read more
Stay Healthy
Monday, December 16, 2013      11 comments

Better Than A Flu Shot!!! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her ... Read more
Our Change In 50 Years
Sunday, December 15, 2013      10 comments

1963 vs. 2013 (A span of only 50 years) This should be read by only those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.... 1963: Long hair 2013: Longing for hair 1963: KEG 2013: EKG 1963: Acid rock 2013: ... Read more
Tetanus Shot!!!
Saturday, December 14, 2013      15 comments

An old man struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He s... Read more
A Little Christmas Story
Friday, December 13, 2013      11 comments

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even mo... Read more
Winter
Thursday, December 12, 2013      13 comments

It's winter in Wisconsin and the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At five below. Oh, how I love Wisconsin, when the snow's up to your butt. You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, t... Read more
The Toilet Seat
Wednesday, December 11, 2013      18 comments

This one is old, but always makes me smile....... Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take ca... Read more

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