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Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 18, 2020      12 comments

The Bad Knife Thrower Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it? Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 17, 2020      9 comments

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, "How warm is it inside?" I said, "Lukewarm."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 16, 2020      8 comments

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive?” “I know, but his hair is gone.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      15 comments

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that it is flowers". ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 14, 2020      14 comments

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 13, 2020      7 comments

Nosy Neighbours I fear my neighbour may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer... I saw it clearly through my binoculars!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 12, 2020      8 comments

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 11, 2020      10 comments

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 10, 2020      9 comments

Mailing Christmas Cards I wondered if I could get my husband to help me address Christmas cards, as I had so much to do. I arranged everything we needed, then hopefully pulled up a chair and said, "Come on, Dear, let's get these out of the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 09, 2020      8 comments

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 08, 2020      6 comments

Steadfast In My Beliefs A trusted aid was counselling the senator, "Some of your constituents are beginning to disagree with you." The senator replied, "Keep tabs on them. When enough disagree with me to constitute a reliable majority, I'... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 07, 2020      7 comments

Bob: Hey Al, you know you owe me $500. Al: Yes. Bob: I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll forget half of the money. Al: That’s perfect, I’ll forget the other half.... Read more
Monday, January 06, 2020      11 comments

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johns town got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. ... Read more
Sunday, January 05, 2020      8 comments

A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother". The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"... Read more
Saturday, January 04, 2020      11 comments

One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty pounds," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if y... Read more

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