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Finally ...
Sunday, June 26, 2011      5 comments

Finally, we got a day where it wasn't raining and I was overjoyed to get out on my bike again. Then after about half an hour of riding, I stopped to take a breather and clean my glasses. Of course, they broke! The frame snapped and the lens f... Read more
A blond ...
Saturday, June 25, 2011      4 comments

A pretty blond walks into a bar and asks the handsome fellow at the bar what he"s drinking. He says, "Magic beer. You want one?""Aw, that"s stupid. There"s no such thing"... Read more
A farmer ...
Friday, June 24, 2011      4 comments

A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "T... Read more
I'm exhausted!
Thursday, June 23, 2011      5 comments

Last Tuesday, my car decided to give up the ghost. I had an 11 year old Volkswagen beetle. I just put $1600 into last year. Then, on Tuesday, I drove to the grocery store and when I came back out and got into my car to drive home, I discover... Read more
Tom, Dick and Harry
Wednesday, June 22, 2011      4 comments

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes. Th... Read more
Jack and the Beanstalk
Tuesday, June 21, 2011      6 comments

Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said, "Have sex wi... Read more
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are ...
Monday, June 20, 2011      8 comments

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwar... Read more
The Queen's Bell Ringer
Sunday, June 19, 2011      6 comments

All across the kingdom, the news travelled quickly that the Queen’s bell ringer, who faithfully served the royal family for decades, had passed. The Queen made the roya... Read more
A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium
Saturday, June 18, 2011      6 comments

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores o... Read more
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip ...
Friday, June 17, 2011      5 comments

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see". Wa... Read more
Fairytale
Thursday, June 16, 2011      6 comments

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything she touched would melt! Because of this, me... Read more
Turtle
Tuesday, June 14, 2011      7 comments

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. ... Read more
Fitness Reflection
Monday, June 13, 2011      6 comments

Well as all of you know or some of you rather, I went out and bought my new bike a week ago Saturday. I was out there on Sunday biking on the waterfront trail around the bay when it suddenly occurred to me how far I have come with my fitness re... Read more
Snow White had a digital camera ...
Sunday, June 12, 2011      6 comments

Snow White used her new digital camera to take pictures of all the dwarfs. When she ran out of memory, she took it to the store to get prints made. A week later, she... Read more
Woo. Woo. Woo.
Saturday, June 11, 2011      6 comments

One fine day, two Indians and a blond man were walking in the forest. All of a sudden, one Indian went up to the mouth of a cave and shouted a loud "Woo, Woo, Woo." T... Read more

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