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Driving Test Answers
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      7 comments

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for mov... Read more
What I have done this weekend ...
Monday, August 01, 2011      5 comments

So far, what I have done this weekend is walk my cat, which isn't unusual because I do it every day, but I thought it would give me the opportunity to show off some pics of my baby. This is just after our walk and he is resting on the loung... Read more
Kids on the Old and New Testaments
Friday, July 29, 2011      8 comments

This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spel... Read more
Disorder in the Court
Thursday, July 28, 2011      13 comments

Things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were yo... Read more
Church Bloopers
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      11 comments

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High". Don't let worry kill you -- let the... Read more
Cat Diary
Monday, July 25, 2011      12 comments

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing th... Read more
Blond on Horseback
Saturday, July 23, 2011      5 comments

A blond decides to go horseback riding without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. ... Read more
My Tomato Journey
Friday, July 22, 2011      11 comments

This March I decided that I would try my luck with starting some tomatoes indoors from seed. I was skeptical as I have tried this before and either nothing sprouted or they did sprout and didn't make it to the transition to outside. To my surp... Read more
Annotated Thermometer
Thursday, July 21, 2011      7 comments

Annotated Thermometer... 40 Siberians melt. 50 Scandinavians sweat. 70 Alaskans declare record heat wave. Californians rise from hibernation. ... Read more
Two doctors ...
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      7 comments

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hou... Read more
Interesting Occupation?
Tuesday, July 19, 2011      7 comments

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Those Picking Up Golf Balls ...
Monday, July 18, 2011      5 comments

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How Rumours Start in the Office
Sunday, July 17, 2011      7 comments

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The Birth of a Candy Bar
Saturday, July 16, 2011      4 comments

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Dog Chow Diet
Friday, July 15, 2011      3 comments

A man was in a store buying a large bag of Dog Chow and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog. On impulse, he told her that... Read more

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