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Prostitute Parrots
Monday, April 04, 2011      7 comments

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the... Read more
Mrs. Jones & Her Hatpin
Sunday, April 03, 2011      7 comments

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said th... Read more
Surrogate Father
Saturday, April 02, 2011      8 comments

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by ch... Read more
Dear Mom and Dad:
Friday, April 01, 2011      13 comments

Dear Mom and Dad: Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up... Read more
Easter Rude Awakening
Thursday, March 31, 2011      17 comments

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My first Easter Joke
Wednesday, March 30, 2011      10 comments

Three blonds died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is "... Read more
These Are Actual (Unedited) Announcements from Church Bulletins
Tuesday, March 29, 2011      15 comments

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. 2. Thursday night is Pot-Luck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have childre... Read more
Father Pat and Father Mike were ...
Monday, March 28, 2011      2 comments

Father Pat and Father Mike were riding down the highway with Father Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car. Father Pat did everything he ... Read more
Two Nude Statues...
Saturday, March 26, 2011      7 comments

There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park. A few hundred years after they've been put in place, an angel flutters down to them. A wave of his hand, and suddenly the statues have been give... Read more
Cultural Differences
Friday, March 25, 2011      4 comments

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Canadians. 2. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Canadians. ... Read more
Kettlebell Workout or How to Find Muscles You Never Knew Existed!
Thursday, March 24, 2011      7 comments

I did my first kettlebell workout yesterday, boy it felt good until about 2 hours later when my muscles were so sore I couldn't move. I didn't injure myself, but I think I overdid it. I'm not used to exercise at all apart from walking and biki... Read more
Cinderella is now 75 years old ...
Wednesday, March 23, 2011      9 comments

I just had to add a second blog for today to include this joke. Enjoy. ----------------------------
----------------------- Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfill... Read more
Holy Cow!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011      5 comments

Today is my weigh in day and I nearly fell off the scale onto the floor when I saw what it read! I lost 3 pounds this week! I'm in total disbelief. I've been averaging about a pound or not quite a pound a week and then this happens! Woo! Ho... Read more
Bike Situation
Tuesday, March 22, 2011      3 comments

I went to a bike shop yesterday to find out what I could do with the problem that I'm having with regard to the fit and while there I tried a few bikes. Turns out that I am an extra small frame. I think he said 13 inches. Beautiful bikes. Co... Read more
Monday, March 21, 2011      6 comments

Well, I went to have the mammogram and the ultrasound this morning. I explained to them why I was having it early. Turns out it's okay. My breast looks like it did on my last mammogram. I guess the oncologist was right that it was just a cys... Read more

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